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Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

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You can not make aggy up. You can not parody him. You can only stand back mouth agape in wonder at the twisted glory that is aggy.

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knapplc;2142792; said:
I so want one of those shirts. So bad.

Does anyone know if that's real, or if that's a joke?

You'd think that, of the three states they got wrong on that footprint, at least ONE of them would have been seriously obvious to TEXAS A&M.
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they are real... want me to go pick you one up if i see one out in Austin?
 
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Found the front and back of that Aggie shirt. Apparently they're only 66% as bad as I originally thought, since they do include Texas on the back. Still, no Misery and a bonus North Carolina makes this quite funny.

Front:

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Back:

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Buckeye86;2143127; said:
For the record, Texas A&M is 27-42-1 against the SEC all-time.

I'm sure the conference is shaking in fear at the thought of some Aggy brand "Texas" football coming their way.
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Yeah, but I bet there are four schools in North Carolina that are shaking with fear that they're a part of that SEC map.
 
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My issue with this shirt is that is says, "GET READY FOR SOME TEXAS FOOTBALL"

Why wouldn't you put AGGIE football? Or did the Longhorns join the $EC and this shirt is even more fucked up than we thought?
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2108783; said:
Aggy threatens to go Hannibal Lechter on other aggy.....over milkman cheerleader [Mark May].

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-t...arged-in-terroristic-knife-threat-3287728.php
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The first comment is priceless.

Hog_of_Steel

11:00 AM on February 11, 2012

When I was at A&M I told my roommate that I wanted to be a male flight attendant. The next day he bought me flowers.
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Another gem!

1TappaKeggaBeer

12:20 PM on February 11, 2012

Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be Aggie Yell Leaders!
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Aggy is too stupid to realize that the SEC is using them like a plastic fuck doll to get access to Texas media markets and recruiting. And like all plastic fuck dolls they are bound to end up deflated, soiled and oblivious as to what just happened to them.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2143834; said:
Aggy is too stupid to realize that the SEC is using them like a plastic [censored] doll to get access to Texas media markets and recruiting. And like all plastic [censored] dolls they are bound to end up deflated, soiled and oblivious as to what just happened to them.
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Geez! You are so wrong. I mean why would the other $EC teams want one of the 100s of QBs out of the state of Texa$ or why would the conference care for the media markets of Texa$, St. Louis, & Kansas City?

I figure if Arkansas fans are making fun of aTm and want nothing to do with them then they must be REALLY fucked up!
 
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