Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

[ORD_Buckeye]

Funny that their current BLACK head coach was the SEC Coach of the year in 2012, as well as delivered them their second Heisman trophy winner (first Freshman to ever do so), along with being one of the only guys to beat the Nicktator in his rookie season in the conference, let alone at a brand new school. And he's won 70% of his games as a head coach.

Guess who's right in front of him? Some guy named Bo that played at The Ohio State University, LOL

If the wheels come off the aggy short bus, that crowd will get real ugly, real fast towards Sumlin. I mean, seriously, what could possibly go wrong, turn sour and head South when an African-American coach shatters the delusions of grandeur built upon decades of inferiority and frustration for these people?

I'm sure they handle it with grace, dignity and perspective.

 

[Muck]

Off topic but let's not forget that PSU students were wearing black face to costume parties as recently as 2-3 years ago....not 60+ like in that year book.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

My aggie friend has gone full on for the SEC punch bowl... his major out of conference game predictions

Bama over Va Tech - even a blind man could see that coming
Ol Miss over Tejas - i told him to put down the pipe Tejas was bad... but Ol Miss really after giving up 66 points, 350 yards on the ground, and fucking 326 to David Ash....
Miss St over Okie Light - I laughed hard at this... Okie light should roll them
UF over Da U - should be UF by a mile but given the choke job and that Muschamp is obsessed with Meyer & "Ohio" they could easily lose
LSU over TCU - this could be an upset but LSU will likely win
Georgia over Clemson - two teams that have made choking an art form. I lean towards Clemson because when has Georgia ever lived up to expectations.
"only LIKELY loss"
Oregon over Tenn - ... likely doesn't describe it correctly. see Bama vs Va Tech

I got a good chuckle about this.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

My aggie friend has gone full on for the SEC punch bowl... his major out of conference game predictions

Bama over Va Tech - even a blind man could see that coming
Ol Miss over Tejas - i told him to put down the pipe Tejas was bad... but Ol Miss really after giving up 66 points, 350 yards on the ground, and [censored]ing 326 to David Ash....
Miss St over Okie Light - I laughed hard at this... Okie light should roll them
UF over Da U - should be UF by a mile but given the choke job and that Muschamp is obsessed with Meyer & "Ohio" they could easily lose
LSU over TCU - this could be an upset but LSU will likely win
Georgia over Clemson - two teams that have made choking an art form. I lean towards Clemson because when has Georgia ever lived up to expectations.
"only LIKELY loss"
Oregon over Tenn - ... likely doesn't describe it correctly. see Bama vs Va Tech

I got a good chuckle about this.

He didn't make a bad pick; he just ran out of good ones.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

He didn't make a bad pick; he just ran out of good ones.

After that first one yeah, Meh this guy is really intelligent, but he's off his rocker when it comes to sports. He likes to try and start shit... I quickly end it... Yesterday we were talking about coaches, he was saying if it gets to bad Meyer would retire. My response was to remind him once your at a top program there isn't going anywhere else. I say i hope they didn't have a .500 season because Sumlin would be gone... He seems to think coaches care more about the conference than the money... I laughed and said for what bama is paying saban, if byu offered more he'd be there

This is when it got good. Few minutes of how saban wants to be the best ever, obviously leads to talk of Bear. I pointed out Bears resume saying "oh he coached at tamu" his response "yeah but he didn't win a NC" , hook, line and sinker, "well fuck man if one of the greatest coaches in the history of college football couldn't win one way back when, how are y'all ever gonna win one" i dropped the mic and walked away, he had nothing

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

After that first one yeah, Meh this guy is really intelligent, but he's off his rocker when it comes to sports. He likes to try and start [Mark May]... I quickly end it... Yesterday we were talking about coaches, he was saying if it gets to bad Meyer would retire. My response was to remind him once your at a top program there isn't going anywhere else. I say i hope they didn't have a .500 season because Sumlin would be gone... He seems to think coaches care more about the conference than the money... I laughed and said for what bama is paying saban, if byu offered more he'd be there

This is when it got good. Few minutes of how saban wants to be the best ever, obviously leads to talk of Bear. I pointed out Bears resume saying "oh he coached at tamu" his response "yeah but he didn't win a NC" , hook, line and sinker, "well [censored] man if one of the greatest coaches in the history of college football couldn't win one way back when, how are y'all ever gonna win one" i dropped the mic and walked away, he had nothing

Exit stage right.

 

[cincibuck]

I hate Aggie even more now.

Five BCS championships, 5 Heisman winners since 2007, Only one BCS champ from North of the Mason-Dixon Line /east of the Rockies in the 2000's. Millions spent on a 60,000 seat HS stadium at the same time the state was cutting ed funds to schools and colleges.

Football is clearly on a different level down there.

 

[Dryden]

http://www.burntorangenation.com/20...ops-by-west-campus-is-politely-asked-to-leave

Johnny Manziel Stops By West Campus; Is Politely Asked To Leave

Johnny Football stopped by the University of Texas last night and decided to attend a polite fraternal gathering of academic peers. Unfortunately, they were not as welcoming has he had hoped. Manziel was thrown out of this fraternity party "quickly and harshly."

Cont'd ...

 

[ulukinatme]

Has this been posted yet?

Johnny Manziel?s OFFICIAL Apology Statement Template

http://www.sportspickle.com/2013/07/johnny-manziels-official-apology-statement-template


Heres a random sample:

To whom it may concern:

I just wanted to take a moment to address the recent incident involving the dead hooker. I am not perfect. And I have maybe made some mistakes. I am just trying to enjoy my life. Hopefully everyone can stop being so jealous. I have spoken with Coach Sumlin and we both agreed that she looked 18. In conclusion go f__k yourselves. I?m Johnny Football.

Sincerely,

Johnny Manziel

 

[Bill Lucas]

At lunch today I saw a ticker rolling across the bottom on ESPN stating that JFF's dad says that he is drinking due to stress and that he can blow at anytime and when he does it will be "real bad". What a family of douche bag losers.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

At lunch today I saw a ticker rolling across the bottom on ESPN stating that JFF's dad says that he is drinking due to stress and that he can blow at anytime and when he does it will be "real bad". What a family of douche bag losers.

The whole season is setting up perfectly for aggy. The delusional levels of expectations and dreams of glory will all come crashing down when saban breaks his foot off in their ass. The season will spiral out of control, aggy will turn on Sumlin and JFF ([censored]ing 2%er). It'll be a train wreck.......a glorious, glorious train wreck.

 

[Dryden]

In my head I have this image of Mack Brown going to Johnny's house one afternoon in 2011, meeting the parents, engaging in about five minutes of uncomfortable awkward conversation, then asking if they had considered A&M.

 

[ulukinatme]

At lunch today I saw a ticker rolling across the bottom on ESPN stating that JFF's dad says that he is drinking due to stress and that he can blow at anytime and when he does it will be "real bad". What a family of douche bag losers.

Gets better:

Sounds like the Manziel family loves College Station.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

it boils down to this... Parents blame the school, School blames the parents... from what I've heard, parents weren't exactly enforcers growing up not much discipline. I've also heard his folks are hiring bodyguard for him to protect him and I guess keep him outta trouble al la Dez Bryant and a few other Dallas Cowboys...


Train wreck central

 

[ulukinatme]

In my head I have this image of Mack Brown going to Johnny's house one afternoon in 2011, meeting the parents, engaging in about five minutes of uncomfortable awkward conversation, then asking if they had considered A&M.

No no, he steered him away on purpose by saying Texas wanted him as a Safety instead of a QB