Tennessee's hundred dollar handshakes

[BUCKYLE]

I'm white, don't have any tattoos, and have all my eligibility left.

How do I get on the guest list for a Roy Adams party? I wouldn't mind "shaking his hand" a few times.

You have to watch a Tennessee game though.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

You have to watch a Tennessee game though.

i bet his house is all decked out in the ugliest color in sports, too.

 

[Dryden]

You have to watch a Tennessee game though.

For several hundred dollars for three hours at a catered party I'll fucking sing Rocky Top.

Pay me!

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Charlie Weis could win championships tomorrow if he just went out and recruited some players with tattoos.

 

[Deety]

I PM'd her cheers for standing up to a booster, and a hope that the comments don't come back to bite her. The coaches are probably not going to be thrilled about this, but by golly it's good to see someone push back.

That cretin wouldn't last 3 posts here without shetuck going all detective on him.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

That cretin wouldn't last 3 posts here without shetuck going all scary internet stalker on him.

Fix'd

:p

I kid, shetuck. Really, I'm just kidding.

 

[shetuck]

...That cretin wouldn't last 3 posts here without shetuck going all detective on him.

3? Pfffttt... You're way too generous. We've cored valuable new members before they're even had a chance to say "hello"!

Now if they say something about possibly wanting to contribute to the Spring Drive... I come into sporting a bow.

A bow like this:

Not like this:

Fix'd

:p

I kid, shetuck. Really, I'm just kidding.

Are you man? Are you 40?











:p

 

[GoodLifeSean]

You know I know of a couple guys with no tatoos... They must be well bred gentlemen.
Here and Here

 

[Dryden]

That cretin wouldn't last 3 posts here without shetuck going all detective on him.

Yeah, but shetuck's shenanigans are only cheeky and fun when it comes to the Trey McNeil's of the world.

Roy Adams rubs elbows with gazillionaire bankers and alumni and CEO-types, and would probably have shetuck whacked faster than a Clausen taking a bad sack.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

This guy sure has a hard-on about tattoos and their relationship to criminals.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Something creepy and painfully "overcompensating" about it.

Wouldn't surprise me if he spent a fair amount of time at the computer logged into tattoosandmustaches.com with his pants around his ankles.

 

[Oh8ch]

This guy sure has a hard-on about tattoos and their relationship to criminals.

This guy hasn't had a hard-on in a decade.

 

[Flocka]

Something creepy and painfully "overcompensating" about it.

Wouldn't surprise me if he spent a fair amount of time at the computer logged into tattoosandmustaches.com with his pants around his ankles.

It really is rumored he bats for the other team.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

...I wouldn't mind "shaking his hand" a few times.

[Roy Adams' Penis]Trust me, it's an over-rated experience[/Roy Adams' Penis]

... would probably have shetuck whacked faster than a Clausen taking a bad sack.

[Roy Adams' Penis]Roy Adams whacking you is nothing to fear, trust me.[/Roy Adams' Penis]

This guy hasn't had a hard-on in a decade.

[Roy Adams' Penis]HEY![/Roy Adams' Penis]

It really is rumored he bats for the other team.

[Roy Adams' Penis][/Roy Adams' Penis]

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Damnit!!

I'm just sitting here at a wireless hot-spot at the airport waiting for my flight... I go to get a drink and wouldn't you know it... I caught some dick using my computer.

Did I miss anything?