Tasteless Jokes

[iambrutus]

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?




A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

 

[Folanator]

Always loved dead baby jokes....

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was nailed to a chicken.

 

[BUCKYLE]

An 80 year old man is eating his wife out.

The man says "I can't do it any longer...it stinks"

The wife says "It's because of my arthritis"

The man says "Arthritis?...In your pussy?"

The woman replies "No, in my arm. I can't wipe"

 

[WaitingforKickoff]

An 80 year old man is eating his wife out.

The man says "I can't do it any longer...it stinks"

The wife says "It's because of my arthritis"

The man says "Arthritis?...In your pussy?"

The woman replies "No, in my arm. I can't wipe"

This is clearly a thread for 'tasteless' jokes. Get with the program Buckyle.

 

[BUCKYLE]

This is clearly a thread for 'tasteless' jokes. Get with the program Buckyle.

Ok then.

What's the best part of fucking a six year old?

Hearing the pelvis snap.

 

[WaitingforKickoff]

Ok then.

What's the best part of [censored]ing a six year old?

Hearing the pelvis snap.

That's a bit more appropriate.

 

[BUCKYLE]

What's the best part of putting kittens in a burlap sack, tying it up and throwing it in a river?

Watching it sink.

 

[Ttown]

What's the best part of putting kittens in a burlap sack, tying it up and throwing it in a river?

Watching it sink.

Thats not a joke , that's the truth.






Beer me

 

[souL]

You know what I'm tired of? Every girl I meet is always trying to act so mature. Then, every time I put it in their butt, they're always start getting all whiny. "I'M ONLY 13!!!!!!!!! I'M ONLY 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Uh oh... Sushi's comin... and she's gonna bring her ass-whoopin stick to you two

 

[BUCKYLE]

Uh oh... Sushi's comin... and she's gonna bring her ass-whoopin stick to you two

She wouldn't hit a man wearing an Obama t-shirt.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

She wouldn't hit a man wearing an Obama t-shirt.

She'd hit Obama if he talked about hurting an animal

 

[shetuck]

She'd hit Obama if he talked about hurting an animal

I don't know... he put a pretty good hurtin' on Hillary Clinton during the nomination campaign.

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Always loved dead baby jokes....

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was nailed to a chicken.

Best dead baby joke ever:

What's the difference between a truck full of bricks and a truck full of dead babies?






You can't unload bricks with a pitchfork.

 

[mercer_buckeye]

How many babies does it take to roof a house?

Depends on how thin you slice them.


Jesus walks into a holiday inn. He hands the desk lady three nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"