Tasteless Jokes

[scott91575]

Jesus walks into a holiday inn. He hands the desk lady three nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Wow, careful with that joke, it's an antique.
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How can you tell if your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.[/FONT]

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Wow, careful with that joke, it's an antique[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif].[/FONT]

You want old jokes. I got old jokes!
Read this before reading the jokes: Christa McAuliffe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

What color eyes did Christa McAuliffe have?

One blew left, one blew right.

What kind of shampoo did Christa McAuliffe use?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach.

 

[mercer_buckeye]

I can't believe this thread doesn't have a Dahmer joke. I mean after all he is an OSU alum.

While searching Dahmer's apartment Police found an ice cube tray, in which every other cube contained a human testicle. When asked about this by police Dahmer responded, "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."