Game Thread Sugar Bowl: tOSU vs Arkansas, Tue, Jan 4th, 8:30 ET ESPN

[Bleed S & G]

Outstanding. Thanks for the info.

By the way, speaking of freak injuries, our man Joe Adams went down last year with a mild stroke. Yes, a stroke. Came back big this year though.

And our starting RB at the beginning of the year, Dennis Johnson, went down in the second game this year with a ruptured bowel. Yes, a ruptured bowel.

That's shitty.

 

[Tlangs]

That's shitty.

I see what you did there....



I bet he was down in the dumps.

 

[korchiki]

not anymore

Why not? That'd be a helluva surprise. Even if TP doesn't start (Just saying...) Bauserman could throw a deep fade down the sideline.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

I see what you did there....



I bet he was down in the dumps.

So he could still catch, but he was having a problem with the runs?

 

[Saw31]

Outstanding. Thanks for the info.

By the way, speaking of freak injuries, our man Joe Adams went down last year with a mild stroke. Yes, a stroke. Came back big this year though.

And our starting RB at the beginning of the year, Dennis Johnson, went down in the second game this year with a ruptured bowel. Yes, a ruptured bowel.

A stroke? WTF? Glad the kid is ok.

And a ruptured bowel? Was gonna go with a joke here, but that sounds life threatening to me. How is he?

 

[Nicknam4]

Exactly how old are these players again?

 

[SmoovP]

A stroke? WTF? Glad the kid is ok.

And a ruptured bowel? Was gonna go with a joke here, but that sounds life threatening to me. How is he?

Yeah, the stroke was the craziest thing I'd ever heard...

Until the ruptured bowel.


It was very serious. That's the kind of thing that can cause the kind of infection that will kill you.

I'm happy to report that he's made a full recovery. Lost a lot of weight. Got a medical redshirt. Will come in next year to compete for the starting job.

 

[bassbuckeye07]

A stroke? WTF? Glad the kid is ok.

And a ruptured bowel? Was gonna go with a joke here, but that sounds life threatening to me. How is he?

This was my first thought.....never good to have fecal matter leaking into your system

 

[Saw31]

Yeah, the stroke was the craziest thing I'd ever heard...

Until the ruptured bowel.


It was very serious. That's the kind of thing that can cause the kind of infection that will kill you.

I'm happy to report that he's made a full recovery. Lost a lot of weight. Got a medical redshirt. Will come in next year to compete for the starting job.

Good for him. That's the kind of injury your get from a car accident or something. Damn!

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Holy shit I just pissed and shit myself.

You need to pinch the marble when you sneeze.

 

[Saw31]

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EDIT: Awesome! New language filter!!

 

[Saw31]

Shitastic

 

[Saw31]

[Mark May]abulous!

 

[Bleed S & G]

The Mark May filter gets my vote to stick around. Brilliant.

 

[leroyjenkins]

Why not? That'd be a helluva surprise. Even if TP doesn't start (Just saying...) Bauserman could throw a deep fade down the sideline.

You ruined the surprise