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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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Did he just shit himself?
 
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It's a god damned shame that "Joe Batters" Accardo isn't sending "Tony The Ant" on a trip to Ann Arbor.

"You hear me, Harbaugh...you hear me, you motherless fuck...I've got your head in a vise...don't make me be a bad guy, Jim...don't make me do this to you."
I don't think putting Harbaugh's head in a vise would make someone a bad guy. Maybe a bit enthusiastic, but not bad.
 
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Somebody was footing the bill for all of those tickets. Stallions could not afford the tickets, paying people to film the games and travel to some of them on his salary. If he was expensing it, someone in accounting would have flagged it to Jim or the AD.

Also both OC and DC in on using it.
I could buy maybe one Coordinator was funding this... if it wasn't being used on both sides.
Harbaugh making over 10mil/yr. These expenses would be nothing for him or another connected booster.
The fact he started this when a "volunteer" (unpaid) assistant makes me think there won't be any record of University travel claims etc.
My bet is Harbaugh personally funded it. Maybe he tells the other coaches that this guy is a genius military intel officer (spoiler: he was a crayon eating supply officer) and they buy it.
Very curious what this means for all their careers and if anyone will flip. Because otherwise the entire staff should be blackballed from NCAA and NFL.
 
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Also both OC and DC in on using it.
I could buy maybe one Coordinator was funding this... if it wasn't being used on both sides.
Harbaugh making over 10mil/yr. These expenses would be nothing for him or another connected booster.
The fact he started this when a "volunteer" (unpaid) assistant makes me think there won't be any record of University travel claims etc.
My bet is Harbaugh personally funded it. Maybe he tells the other coaches that this guy is a genius military intel officer (spoiler: he was a crayon eating supply officer) and they buy it.
Very curious what this means for all their careers and if anyone will flip. Because otherwise the entire staff should be blackballed from NCAA and NFL.
Harbaugh's handlers wouldn't let him personally finance it. I bet they just paid for it from university funds, though. If they weren't smart enough to not use the dumbass's real name, they likely didn't hide the money, either.
 
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Harbaugh's handlers wouldn't let him personally finance it. I bet they just paid for it from university funds, though. If they weren't smart enough to not use the dumbass's real name, they likely didn't hide the money, either.
Keep in mind that Harbaugh is a cheap motherfucker as evidenced by Cheeseburgergate. Had he just thrown down some cash for the tip, there's no paper trail. Instead the cheap moron put the tip on his expense card.
 
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