SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[JCOSU86]

What, did they sell their own property for tattoos? PENALTY!!!!

Did they actually change the outcome of games by violating the rules? Meh

 

[NFBuck]

Move to add "Cheaty McCheaterson" to thread title.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Move to add "Cheaty McCheaterson" to thread title.

If Tressel was Cheaty McSweaterVest, then Harbaugh is Cheaty McKhakiPants.

 

[NFBuck]

Simple Jim knew...

 

[Jaxbuck]

Simple Jim knew...

...he didn't know much but he knew about this shit

 

[Jake]

TTUN 45 OSU 23
Georgia 42 OSU 41
TCU 51 TTUN 45
Georgia 65 TCU 7

It all makes sense now.

 

[Buck I in Mich]

I know this probably belongs in the Valenti Gold thread but today he told the Michigan Fans he was tired of trying to convince them that their school was in the wrong. He said it was like hearing them say “But Brondo has what plants need, it has Electrolytes “. He’s a classic.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Hairball has been undeniably successful everywhere he has coached in terms of win percentage and building programs. But In light of recent (alleged) findings, I think his success can be mostly attributed to employing cheating techniques he may or may not have picked up in the NFL.

Maybe it was technically legal, like Venebals' methods, but after decades of doing this stuff, became so brazen over the last couple years he felt like he would never get caught and started doing the same stuff in very illegal ways. And again NFL inspired - taught by his brother John's assistants, who were there just long enough to get these methods entrenched and running efficiently.

It is possible his simple football way could be the reason for his success over the years, but constant cheating makes a lot more sense to me.

It’s definitely constant cheating.

 

[Jake]

Easiest bingo game ever.

 

[Jaxbuck]

putting this here for posterity

 

[Jake]

 

[Jaxbuck]

I say for the umpteenth time, he looks like a dick with ears.

Like an actual penis with ears and a set of glasses.

 

[BuckBackHome]

That michigan against the spread is interesting. Jimmuh may want to have someone start his car from here on out.

 

[DaveyBoy]

That michigan against the spread is interesting. Jimmuh may want to have someone start his car from here on out.

Unless he knows what only the guy at the factory who built it knows…….

 

[Trevi]

I say for the umpteenth time, he looks like a dick with ears.

Like an actual penis with ears and a set of glasses.

That's because he is a dick, amongst many other descriptions.