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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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ORD_Buckeye said:
A lot was made of the fact that the guy running the Vikings search was in the front office during Simple Jim's time with the 49ers, and that's why it was assumed that Simple Jim was a shoe-in. It's common knowledge, however, that Simple Jim had burned all bridges by the time he left SF. Did this guy just yank Simple Jim's chain as payback and always intended to humiliate him at the end?
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He didn’t get fired from San Fran because he was a bad coach. Yeah the last year wasn’t great, but coaches don’t get fired after making the nfc cg 3/4 years. They fired him because they couldn’t fucking stand him around. They waited for years but couldn’t fire him when he was a getting a top playoff seed. Front office was probably praying for a 500 season.
Why on earth would anyone that was a part of that want to bring him back? Is he that brain damaged? The second he opens his mouth everyone remembers what he’s like and they can’t wait to get him out the door.
 
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So, lets review the events since they finally broke through and won a B1G championship for the first time in 16 years:

  • Got snot-bubbled in their playoff game, brutally exposing how much work was left to do in the unlikely event they can actually repeat their success from the 2021 season.
  • In the above loss, Simple.Jim benches the QB who got him.there for the talented, but very raw freshman lighting their QB room on fire with controversy heading into 2022.
  • In his post ass gaping press conference, he states "this is just the beginning."
  • Their breakthrough season fails to ignite any late cycle recruiting momentum so the influx of top shelf talent they would need to compete in an unlikely playoff repeat isn't forthcoming.
  • The two DEs that helped make their rejuvenated defense go both head to the NFL.
  • Simple Jim drops his khakis and lays down, legs akimbo for the NFL.
  • NFL offers are slow to materialize.
  • Baby brother John plucks his loaner DC back from Simple Jim's grasp. Likely because Harbrau thought the NFL was a foregone conclusion.
  • Speculation about Simple Jim's future percolates for weeks as ttun leaves recruits twisting in the wind and can't put any effort into snagging late cycle guys.
  • Simple Jim is tied to the Vikings but apparently bungles the interview thinking he has the job locked down and is sent back to tsun with his tail between his legs.
  • His Broyles winning OC says "fuck this guy" and heads off to take on a rebuilding project at dead program Miami.
  • Oh, and their basketball team sucks.
 
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NFBuck said:
So, lets review the events since they finally broke through and won a B1G championship for the first time in 16 years:

  • Got snot-bubbled in their playoff game, brutally exposing how much work was left to do in the unlikely event they can actually repeat their success from the 2021 season.
  • In the above loss, Simple.Jim benches the QB who got him.there for the talented, but very raw freshman lighting their QB room on fire with controversy heading into 2022.
  • In his post ass gaping press conference, he states "this is just the beginning."
  • Their breakthrough season fails to ignite any late cycle recruiting momentum so the influx of top shelf talent they would need to compete in an unlikely playoff repeat isn't forthcoming.
  • The two DEs that helped make their rejuvenated defense go both head to the NFL.
  • Simple Jim drops his khakis and lays down, legs akimbo for the NFL.
  • NFL offers are slow to materialize.
  • Baby brother John plucks his loaner DC back from Simple Jim's grasp. Likely because Harbrau thought the NFL was a foregone conclusion.
  • Speculation about Simple Jim's future percolates for weeks as ttun leaves recruits twisting in the wind and can't put any effort into snagging late cycle guys.
  • Simple Jim is tied to the Vikings but apparently bungles the interview thinking he has the job locked down and is sent back to tsun with his tail between his legs.
  • His Broyles winning OC says "fuck this guy" and heads off to take on a rebuilding project at dead program Miami.
  • Oh, and their basketball team sucks.
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I think you've got it!
 
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NFBuck said:
So, lets review the events since they finally broke through and won a B1G championship for the first time in 16 years:

  • Got snot-bubbled in their playoff game, brutally exposing how much work was left to do in the unlikely event they can actually repeat their success from the 2021 season.
  • In the above loss, Simple.Jim benches the QB who got him.there for the talented, but very raw freshman lighting their QB room on fire with controversy heading into 2022.
  • In his post ass gaping press conference, he states "this is just the beginning."
  • Their breakthrough season fails to ignite any late cycle recruiting momentum so the influx of top shelf talent they would need to compete in an unlikely playoff repeat isn't forthcoming.
  • The two DEs that helped make their rejuvenated defense go both head to the NFL.
  • Simple Jim drops his khakis and lays down, legs akimbo for the NFL.
  • NFL offers are slow to materialize.
  • Baby brother John plucks his loaner DC back from Simple Jim's grasp. Likely because Harbrau thought the NFL was a foregone conclusion.
  • Speculation about Simple Jim's future percolates for weeks as ttun leaves recruits twisting in the wind and can't put any effort into snagging late cycle guys.
  • Simple Jim is tied to the Vikings but apparently bungles the interview thinking he has the job locked down and is sent back to tsun with his tail between his legs.
  • His Broyles winning OC says "fuck this guy" and heads off to take on a rebuilding project at dead program Miami.
  • Oh, and their basketball team sucks.
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And the Hockey team is under investigation.
 
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NFBuck said:
So, lets review the events since they finally broke through and won a B1G championship for the first time in 16 years:

  • Got snot-bubbled in their playoff game, brutally exposing how much work was left to do in the unlikely event they can actually repeat their success from the 2021 season.
  • In the above loss, Simple.Jim benches the QB who got him.there for the talented, but very raw freshman lighting their QB room on fire with controversy heading into 2022.
  • In his post ass gaping press conference, he states "this is just the beginning."
  • Their breakthrough season fails to ignite any late cycle recruiting momentum so the influx of top shelf talent they would need to compete in an unlikely playoff repeat isn't forthcoming.
  • The two DEs that helped make their rejuvenated defense go both head to the NFL.
  • Simple Jim drops his khakis and lays down, legs akimbo for the NFL.
  • NFL offers are slow to materialize.
  • Baby brother John plucks his loaner DC back from Simple Jim's grasp. Likely because Harbrau thought the NFL was a foregone conclusion.
  • Speculation about Simple Jim's future percolates for weeks as ttun leaves recruits twisting in the wind and can't put any effort into snagging late cycle guys.
  • Simple Jim is tied to the Vikings but apparently bungles the interview thinking he has the job locked down and is sent back to tsun with his tail between his legs.
  • His Broyles winning OC says "fuck this guy" and heads off to take on a rebuilding project at dead program Miami.
  • Oh, and their basketball team sucks.
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Third from the last, I have a problem with. I would have gone with "Simple Jim walks out of the Vikings offices with nothing but his dick in his hand."

And I mean that literally....not figuratively....his simple retard ass would have started whacking it the moment he realized he didn't get the job. Sex nuts and retard strong, Vikings. Lock down your secretaries or their might be a mongo running around your hallways in a year or two.
 
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