SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[NFBuck]

Third from the last, I have a problem with. I would have gone with "Simple Jim walks out of the Vikings offices with nothing but his dick in his hand."

And I mean that literally....not figuratively....his simple retard ass would have started whacking it the moment he realized he didn't get the job. Sex nuts and retard strong, Vikings. Lock down your secretaries or their might be a mongo running around your hallways in a year or two.

What do you do to stop a frenzied Simple Jim furiously masturbating when he’s all charged up? It’s not like he’s just gonna stop.

 

[cincibuck]

What do you do to stop a frenzied Simple Jim furiously masturbating when he’s all charged up? It’s not like he’s just gonna stop.

As Cousin Eddy would say, “If he starts humpin’ your leg, my advice is to just let him finish.”

 

[Jaxbuck]

What do you do to stop a frenzied Simple Jim furiously masturbating when he’s all charged up? It’s not like he’s just gonna stop.

Set up a chess board?

 

[exhawg]

Big time programs don't lose coaches to lateral moves. Big time programs poach good coaches from the lesser thans for lateral moves.

 

[cincibuck]

Big time programs don't lose coaches to lateral moves. Big time programs poach good coaches from the lesser thans for lateral moves.

Trying to read between the lines. Are you inferring that Michigan may not be acting like a Big Time program?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[Don Muenz]

Ding, ding, ding!!!!

 

[NFBuck]

 

[Jaxbuck]

"Doo-dar, doo-dar"
-DFBIA

 

[gmen6981]

"Doo-dar, doo-dar"
-DFBIA

Thanks.
I just blew coffee out of my nose laughing.

 

[cincibuck]

Lovie Smith getting a job reminds me of former Reds' manager, Mayo Smith. Ol' Mayo managed the Tigers through some good years when the Yankees were down a bit and managed to get a World Series ring by beating the Cards and Bob Gibson, but with the Phils and the Reds never managed better than mediocre, yet he always seemed to find another job. He was a part of a group of white guys whose resumes read the same - Doroucher, Frankie Frisch, Bucky Harris, Lou Boudreau, Luke Sewell.

Lovie with the Texans comes right after Goodell's PR blast about the NFL's commitment to minority hiring - and promptly filed under "bull shit you can ignore" in team offices. What's the payback to the Texans, a couple of first-round picks, and an OC to be named later?

 

[BB73]

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Lovie Smith getting a job reminds me of former Reds' manager, Mayo Smith. Ol' Mayo managed the Tigers through some good years when the Yankees were down a bit and managed to get a World Series ring by beating the Cards and Bob Gibson, but with the Phils and the Reds never managed better than mediocre, yet he always seemed to find another job. He was a part of a group of white guys whose resumes read the same - Doroucher, Frankie Frisch, Bucky Harris, Lou Boudreau, Luke Sewell.

Lovie with the Texans comes right after Goodell's PR blast about the NFL's commitment to minority hiring - and promptly filed under "bull shit you can ignore" in team offices. What's the payback to the Texans, a couple of first-round picks, and an OC to be named later?

I remember when the Tigers hired Mayo Smith; the Toledo Blade said something like “Virginia Mayo maybe, but not Mayo Smith!”

 

[LordJeffBuck]

If we're gonna talk Mayos, I present Mayo Methot, shown here with husband Humphrey Bogart....



This Mayo was a drunk (even by Bogie's very relaxed standards), and Bogie divorced her on 10 Mayo 1945. Eleven days later, he married wife #4 (at Malabar Farm, near Mansfield, Ohio), and a legendary couple was born....

 

[jakenick06]

Extended through 2026

 

[jwinslow]

Extended through 2026

for 1 extra year. It will be interesting to hear the terms.