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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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LordJeffBuck said:
If we're gonna talk Mayos, I present Mayo Methot, shown here with husband Humphrey Bogart....

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This Mayo was a drunk (even by Bogie's very relaxed standards), and Bogie divorced her on 10 Mayo 1945. Eleven days later, he married wife #4 (at Malabar Farm, near Mansfield, Ohio), and a legendary couple was born....

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Slight trade up.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
$7M rising to 7.6 at the end of the deal. Essentially, they gave him all his money back. Buyout starts at $3M and steps down to zero.

https://dailycaller.com/2022/02/17/michigan-coach-jim-harbaugh-extension-salary-details/
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"Furthermore, he just took the team to the CFP, and Michigan is the best they’ve been in a very long time."

Hmmmmmm, just lost his defense, his OC, a couple of recruits, and has a QB squabble on his hands that will probably lead to one of them hitting the portal at the end of spring training. But, yeah, best in a long time.
 
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BuckBackHome said:
This hurts, but I swear I read he gave bonuses worth about $2 million to staff who lost income during Covid. He might be slightly human. Slightly.
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He didn't give it, it's not his money.

Remember he gets paid the majority of his comp through a life insurance policy that the school pays for and he gets to keep. That thing will be massive later in life so while it might be a genuinely nice gesture, it isn't real money to him.
 
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BuckBackHome said:
This hurts, but I swear I read he gave bonuses worth about $2 million to staff who lost income during Covid. He might be slightly human. Slightly.
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BuckBackHome said:
This hurts, but I swear I read he gave bonuses worth about $2 million to staff who lost income during Covid. He might be slightly human. Slightly.
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More likely that image obsessed university cooked it up for public relations reasons and told Simple Jim that they'd more than make it up to him in a month, so it wasn't real money to him.

OR

Simple Jim was certain that, in a month, NFL teams would be fighting to give him 100 meeeelion dollars, so it wasn't real money to him.
 
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