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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)



It’s hilarious how toughness and physicality will be emphasized now as if it wasn’t already.

Literally every sentence begins with “umm.” I literally wasn’t allowed to say umm as a kid.

Also, when asked to discuss Runyan’s journey:

“Umm. He’s a lineman that’s been here..something something.”

Almost 16 minutes of a guy who is beaten down and has no idea what to do next.
Who has it better than us?
PRICELESS!!!
 
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That fucking guy. It's one thing to avoid answers to the media by just being a sarcastic dickhead. There's at least a strategy there.... albeit a childish one. This fucking guy just doesn't know how to actually answer these questions.

Tell us about your QB situation.
Ummmm...*blank stare*....Quartback is the.......uhh.....*big inhale* guythatthrowstheBALL. He, umm....*stare*....gets it from the center and.....uhhhh.....throws it.
 
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Footage of reporters trying to get a normal answer out of him

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One other thing to consider is that Simple Jim spent 15 years in the NFL, and he's right at the age that any cognitive disabilities from getting his bell rung too many times are going to start showing up. I won't make fun of that, but it is something to consider when you see him on the sideline breathing through his mouth with that thousand yard stare.
 
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One other thing to consider is that Simple Jim spent 15 years in the NFL, and he's right at the age that any cognitive disabilities from getting his bell rung too many times are going to start showing up. I won't make fun of that, but it is something to consider when you see him on the sideline breathing through his mouth with that thousand yard stare.

Can we avoid any further humanization of this cockhole?

Thanks
 
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