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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

Can't blame RainMan for this when he has 3 opposing players dancing in his face.

Yes you can. They were celebrating our win. It was not activity directed at Coach Hairball to dis him.

There is this thing that kinda happens when one's team wins. Their fans and players celebrate. To get to where a winning coach is located it is not unusual for the losing coach to have to wade through a sea of celebrating fans and players of the winning team to reach that winning coach and shake his hand.

If asshole skunk-bear coach feels entitled to duck that ritual because the Gator players are celebrating their big win as he approaches Coach Mullen, he needs to find a new occupation less snowflake personality enraging.
 
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I’m also told that Quinn Nordin has been kicked off the team. Apparently he mother f**cked Harbaugh in practice and was immediately booted. Insiders say Nordin is a bad guy on the team and off and it was a matter of time before he was shown the door. It’s too bad as the kid has a rocket for a leg, but a pea for a brain. No big loss.
Harbaugh didn't uncover this during the sleepover?
 
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Yes you can. They were celebrating our win. It was not activity directed at Coach Hairball to dis him.

There is this thing that kinda happens when one's team wins. Their fans and players celebrate. To get to where a winning coach is located it is not unusual for the losing coach to have to wade through a sea of celebrating fans and players of the winning team to reach that winning coach and shake his hand.

If asshole skunk-bear coach feels entitled to duck that ritual because the Gator players are celebrating their big win as he approaches Coach Mullen, he needs to find a new occupation less snowflake personality enraging.

Bullshit, Gator. They were dancing or riding the motorcycle or whatever the fuck they were doing right in his face as he approached. Facing him straight on and moving directly in his direction.
 
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Bullshit, Gator. They were dancing or riding the motorcycle or whatever the fuck they were doing right in his face as he approached. Facing him straight on and moving directly in his direction.

Bullshit Ord. They don't have to stop celebrating, and they don't have to suddenly walk in a different direction because a glowering Khaki Klown is walking their way. Their bowl, their win, their celebration. And "right in his face??" The fuck?

"Oh look, everybody, don't dare answer that "O-H" with an "I-O" because a Michigan Man is walking toward us after we scored 62 on them, and he might feel disrespected to see that "I-O"..." Fuck *ichigan, fuck Chase Winovich, and if he can't handle an immediate post-game emotional celebration from a bunch of 19 and 20 year olds, fuck *ichigan's poor sport pussy of a coach.

We can agree to disagree.
 
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Both links work for me. Anyway, here's the text:

Jim Harbaugh has issues with this team at Michigan. They may be fixable but he has to be self aware enough to change.

My number one source at Michigan is telling me all is not right with the Wolverines football program, there are a few problems that may or may not be fixable.

First, Jim has a credibility issue. Players think he is not truthful. For example, he apparently told James Hudson he would start in 2019, but when JBB got hurt, they played Andrew Stueber. Hudson left the following Monday. Hudson wasn’t happy that he was misled by the coaching staff, he wanted to leave before the 2018 season but wasn’t granted his release and was cajoled into staying with the promise he would start in 2019. When JBB went down with an injury and Hudson didn’t play, his mom was pissed and he was gone.

Harbaugh’s credibility is an issue from everything to playing time to positions, something isn’t right. My source claims, “He lies to kids all the time.” I’m not sure that Harbaugh is any different than any other coach in this area, but I’m told it’s a big issue. Remember what the players said when the 2018 season started? “He’s different, he wants hugs.” This is all the evidence you need to see that Harbaugh is not a players coach and that players aren’t zombies, they expect you to be honest and a man of your word. Not an unrealistic expectation. However, I don’t think Harbaugh is any less honest than Saban, Urban, Swinney, Brian Kelly, etc. This is part of big time college athletics, I’m sure Harbaugh isn’t unique in misleading players. Losing big games just magnifies it.

Zach Gentry is another issue, he came to Michigan to be a QB and although Harbaugh will send him to the NFL as a TE, he was told he was coming to Michigan to be a Quarterback. It wasn’t an outright lie but Gentry decommitted from Texas to play QB for Harbaugh. Gentry believes he could have played QB after Ruddock left and it’s hard to disagree that he wouldn’t have been better than Speight or O’Korn.

“Michigan didn’t play today, Florida played for Mullen,” according to my source. Why? Because Harbaugh is a “hammerhead and stuck in the 80’s offensively.” It’s hard to disagree when you see such a poor offensive performance.

“Don Brown is a great recruiter but he’s simplistic.” This is a true statement as Brown’s defenses are one dimensional and terrible against play-making QB’s. I’m not sure how you fix this, but Brown has to be better in 2019.

My conversation wasn’t all negative, my source thinks Harbaugh can fix this but there has to be more honestly and less “do what you have to do” to recruit players. The kids will still come because this is Michigan but they will also leave if they don’t believe the coaches (Harbaugh) are on the up and up.

On a side note, Gentry is leaving for the NFL, he got a grade from the NFL draft board and will bail.

I’m also told that Quinn Nordin has been kicked off the team. Apparently he mother f**cked Harbaugh in practice and was immediately booted. Insiders say Nordin is a bad guy on the team and off and it was a matter of time before he was shown the door. It’s too bad as the kid has a rocket for a leg, but a pea for a brain. No big loss.

I’ll have more information, I’m working on some other info but can’t confirm anything at this point.

It’s gonna be an interesting off-season. Prediction, Pep will leave and Harbaugh will have an OC in 2019
This warms my heart.
 
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If Harbaugh goes to the NFL, who would be interested in the scUM head coaching job?

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