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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

So, through various circles, I've gotten to know a guy who you know as the voice of Bud Lite's Real Men of Genius. I almost thought I had him convinced to let me write a Real Michigan Man Of Genius and let me record him reading it, but I ended up striking out.
 
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Probably has some some sort of contractual penalty for doing what you were asking for.

Yeah. What I figured. He riffed a bunch just on my telling him about SimpLLLLe Jim and Winlessbitch, but I got the impression that was as far.as he could go. Great guy though. Totally down to earth and happy to do a bit of his act.
 
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I laugh at these NFL fan bases that drool over the idea of hiring him for big money.

Dolphins unlikely to make coaching change, but ownership remains very high on Jim Harbaugh
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/...-ownership-remains-very-high-on-jim-harbaugh/

NFL coaching rumors: Ranking 14 college candidates Jets, other teams should consider | Pat Fitzgerald, Jim Harbaugh, Nick Saban, David Shaw, more
https://www.nj.com/expo/sports/g66l-2019/01/392f238be2481/nfl-coaching-carousel-2019-pow.html

Jim Harbaugh brushes off another NFL question before Peach Bowl
The question: "Jim, you said a couple weeks ago that you're staying at Michigan and not going to an NFL job. Have you or your representatives still been contacted by any NFL teams? And why isn't the NFL something you're interested in?"
Harbaugh's answer: "I really don't have any representatives. No agent or anything."
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/...-harbaugh-nfl-question-peach-bowl/2430780002/

Notice (above) how he didn't answer the entire question(s)? I really think that sometime in the future Harbaugh will coach another NFL team. He pretty much was a winner with the 49ers until the team changed ownership/GM, so there will always be some interest from the other NFL owners. I can only think of 2 B1G football coaches that are "lifers" (i.e. Christ @ Wisky and Fitzgerald @ NW). They are both alums and the school is their "dream job". Note: It was 3 until yesterday...:biggrin:

Actually there are a few others in the B1G that would be lifers too if the school didn't care about winning...8D, but the NFL (or even another school) wouldn't want them either.
 
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Dolphins unlikely to make coaching change, but ownership remains very high on Jim Harbaugh
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/...-ownership-remains-very-high-on-jim-harbaugh/

NFL coaching rumors: Ranking 14 college candidates Jets, other teams should consider | Pat Fitzgerald, Jim Harbaugh, Nick Saban, David Shaw, more
https://www.nj.com/expo/sports/g66l-2019/01/392f238be2481/nfl-coaching-carousel-2019-pow.html

Jim Harbaugh brushes off another NFL question before Peach Bowl
The question: "Jim, you said a couple weeks ago that you're staying at Michigan and not going to an NFL job. Have you or your representatives still been contacted by any NFL teams? And why isn't the NFL something you're interested in?"
Harbaugh's answer: "I really don't have any representatives. No agent or anything."
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/...-harbaugh-nfl-question-peach-bowl/2430780002/

Notice (above) how he didn't answer the entire question(s)? I really think that sometime in the future Harbaugh will coach another NFL team. He pretty much was a winner with the 49ers until the team changed ownership/GM, so there will always be some interest from the other NFL owners. I can only think of 2 B1G football coaches that are "lifers" (i.e. Christ @ Wisky and Fitzgerald @ NW). They are both alums and the school is their "dream job". Note: It was 3 until yesterday...:biggrin:

Actually there are a few others in the B1G that would be lifers too if the school didn't care about winning...8D, but the NFL (or even another school) wouldn't want them either.
The 49ers didn't change ownership or the gm while he was there. It was the Yorks and Trent Baalke the whole time. He was basically allowed to leave because he alienated pretty much the whole power structure of the franchise and the players were no longer buying his shit. They returned much the same team from his 12-4 third season with a few big free agents and solid draft choices, but they slumped to 8-8 and you could tell the players pretty much quit by the time december roller around.

Not surprisingly, there's rumbles he's starting to have the same player issues at ttun. I said when they hired him, he has about a 4 year window to be successful at any job because he's a psycho and will invariably start wearing on those around him. I thought he might have a longer leash at ttun because he's an alum and college teams turn over roughly 25% of their rosters every year. It appears i may have underestimated his lunacy.
 
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