She said yes!! (silly me, stupid her)

[GrizzlyBuck]

Hmpf. Had no idea that simply mowing the lawn would brand me as a "john."

if that's all you have to do, you probably outkicked your coverage you lucky [censored]ed, or you have bought a LOT of jewelry

 

[BUCKYLE]

To have your kid are you going to use a whore or a male mammoth?

Neither. I've impregnated an attractive woman...and yes, she was drunk.

Should be any day now. Doc said she'd be surpised if my daughter wasn't here by sunday.

I have no plans to marry the mother. I may be crazy, but I'm no fool.

And Max, mowing the grass to get laid doesn't mean your wife is a whore...just that she's easy.

 

[Gatorubet]

Neither. I've impregnated an attractive woman...and yes, she was drunk.

Should be any day now. Doc said she'd be surpised if my daughter wasn't here by sunday.

I have no plans to marry the mother. I may be crazy, but I'm no fool.

Dunno Kyle, I'd put up with a bunch of shit to get to put my kid to sleep every night.

Plus, she is attractive...and you have similar hobbies - sex and drinking.

It could work! :cheers:

 

[BUCKYLE]

Dunno Kyle, I'd put up with a bunch of shit to get to put my kid to sleep every night.

Plus, she is attractive...and you have similar hobbies - sex and drinking.

It could work! :cheers:

So I have to be married to her to live with her?

 

[Gatorubet]

Good point. Better point if you really are gonna live with her?

 

[BUCKYLE]

Good point. Better point if you really are gonna live with her?

Hell yeah I am. She's in college. The way I see it is she'll be my sugar mamma.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Hell yeah I am. She's in college. The way I see it is she'll be my sugar mamma.

Will the crib fit in the dorm room?

 

[BUCKYLE]

Will the crib fit in the dorm room?

She's got her own place brah! I know how to pick 'em...then get 'em drunk...then impregnate 'em. I have a plan.

 

[OHSportsFan]

She's got her own place brah! I know how to pick 'em...then get 'em drunk...then impregnate 'em. I have a plan.

This is awesome. I never doubted you Kizzle. Well done.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Oh, and congrats Mac. :p

 

[BUCKYLE]

Oh, and congrats Mac. :p

Who the fuck is Mac?

 

[Gatorubet]

She's got her own place brah! I know how to pick 'em...then get 'em drunk...then impregnate 'em. I have a plan.

In-laws aren't gun owners I take it?

 

[BUCKYLE]

In-laws aren't gun owners I take it?

What part of "beard" don't you understand?

 

[MaxBuck]

if that's all you have to do, you probably outkicked your coverage you lucky [censored]ed, or you have bought a LOT of jewelry

1. Yes, way outkicked my coverage. When your 58-year-old wife still gets hit on by 30-year-olds, it's obvious. Thank goodness her vision is poor.

2. I haven't bought that much jewelry. But when I have, it's been Quality.

3. Kyle, she's not that easy. So keep your distance, brah. Beard or not. I'm a poor shot, but some Italians I know use large enough caliber that aim is unimportant.

 

[BUCKYLE]

1. Yes, way outkicked my coverage. When your 58-year-old wife still gets hit on by 30-year-olds, it's obvious. Thank goodness her vision is poor.

2. I haven't bought that much jewelry. But when I have, it's been Quality.

3. Kyle, she's not that easy. So keep your distance, brah. Beard or not. I'm a poor shot, but some Italians I know use large enough caliber that aim is unimportant.

I don't mess with another dude's woman. Hot, easy, rich or otherwise. I live by the code of the Beard. You should know this.