She said yes!! (silly me, stupid her)

[buxfan4life]

never get married before you're thirty for chrissakes...

This.

Good luck.

 

[BB73]

Congrats and condolences, respectively.

As was mentioned, you need to block out all fall Saturdays. And always start out negotiations from a position with some room to yield something and still be satisfied with the resulting compromise.







In other words, start out with trying to get her to promise twice-daily BJs after the wedding.

 

[MaxBuck]

Hope you are as lucky as I have been - 31 years later, I still chuckle at fooling my wife into marrying me. :tongue2:

(And that thing about sex decreasing? Nonsense; one word: jewelry.)

 

[Best Buckeye]

Congradulations.... well ok ... kinda sorta.
Remember this above all else; You have to control the marraige as 50-50 doesn't work. In order to do that you let her think she is in charge of some things but only those things you don't want to be doing anyway. You handle the rest.
Lastly remember that as long as you pat her on the head every 3 months and tell her you love her and the she is doing a good job she will be happy. Good luck with that sex thing.

 

[Mac]

Thanks everyone, we're excited. Don't be jealous :tongue2:

 

[BUCKYLE]

Hope you are as lucky as I have been - 31 years later, I still chuckle at fooling my wife into marrying me. :tongue2:

(And that thing about sex decreasing? Nonsense; one word: jewelry.)

That's like paying the same whore to fuck you for the rest of your life. That's even more retarded than getting married.

 

[Tonyank]

That's like paying the same whore to fuck you for the rest of your life. That's even more retarded than getting married.

This

 

[Best Buckeye]

That's like paying the same whore to [censored] you for the rest of your life. That's even more retarded than getting married.

So are you calling all wives whores? Including mine of 43 years?

 

[Mac]

It's okay BB, Kyle's just upset he doesn't have a fuck buddy at this moment

 

[BUCKYLE]

It's okay BB, Kyle's just upset he doesn't have a fuck buddy at this moment

True. Just because I'm bangin' your fiance doesn't mean she's my buddy.

 

[BUCKYLE]

So are you calling all wives whores? Including mine of 43 years?

Do you pay her for sex?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Do you pay her for sex?

No I " pay her" to be my wife. Thats the reason I didn't marry your mom.

 

[BUCKYLE]

No I " pay her" to be my wife. Thats the reason I didn't marry your mom.

The reason you didn't marry my mom is because she was negative seventy when you got married.

If you pay any woman for anything, you're a bitch. If I go to Burger King and a woman is working, I just take my burger.

 

[Best Buckeye]

The reason you didn't marry my mom is because she was negative seventy when you got married.

If you pay any woman for anything, you're a bitch. If I go to Burger King and a woman is working, I just take my burger.

So your Dad paid your mom for sex and in your thinking then..........

 

[BUCKYLE]

So your Dad paid your mom for sex and in your thinking then..........

I don't have a father. I was cloned from a Viking beard hair found in the belly of a wooly mammoth.