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She said yes!! (silly me, stupid her)

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Say goodbye to bj's. Seriously, if you're lucky you'll still get a half bj on your birthday. She's going to start using terms like "that stuff" and "icky." To get her to start you're going to have to dip your junk in strawberry jelly. To get her to finish your going to have to put superglue on the tip.
 
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The KSB;1845152; said:
Say goodbye to bj's. Seriously, if you're lucky you'll still get a half bj on your birthday. She's going to start using terms like "that stuff" and "icky." To get her to start you're going to have to dip your junk in strawberry jelly. To get her to finish your going to have to put superglue on the tip.
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Strawberry flavored superglue for the win!
 
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The KSB;1845152; said:
Say goodbye to bj's. Seriously, if you're lucky you'll still get a half bj on your birthday. She's going to start using terms like "that stuff" and "icky." To get her to start you're going to have to dip your junk in strawberry jelly. To get her to finish your going to have to put superglue on the tip.
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they say that's why Brides smile at their weddings, they know they've given their last bj's Good luck OP, and congrats, you poor bastard.

Like MaxBuck said, Jewelry helps keep the sex coming, though I've found back rubs and massages do as well and are cheaper :biggrin:

As to Kyle's comments (not the beard viking thing) if you have ever gotten lucky after buying jewelry, or agreeing to do something you really did not want to (specially if the Missus knew you didn't want to) is that like the old would you have sex with me for a million bucks, then negotiating it down argument?
 
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