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She said yes!! (silly me, stupid her)

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Best Buckeye;1845113; said:
To have your kid are you going to use a whore or a male mammoth?
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Neither. I've impregnated an attractive woman...and yes, she was drunk.

Should be any day now. Doc said she'd be surpised if my daughter wasn't here by sunday.

I have no plans to marry the mother. I may be crazy, but I'm no fool.

And Max, mowing the grass to get laid doesn't mean your wife is a whore...just that she's easy. :biggrin:
 
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BUCKYLE;1845946; said:
Neither. I've impregnated an attractive woman...and yes, she was drunk.

Should be any day now. Doc said she'd be surpised if my daughter wasn't here by sunday.

I have no plans to marry the mother. I may be crazy, but I'm no fool.
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Dunno Kyle, I'd put up with a bunch of shit to get to put my kid to sleep every night.

Plus, she is attractive...and you have similar hobbies - sex and drinking. :biggrin:

It could work! :cheers:
 
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GrizzlyBuck;1845632; said:
if that's all you have to do, you probably outkicked your coverage you lucky [censored]ed, or you have bought a LOT of jewelry :wink2:
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1. Yes, way outkicked my coverage. When your 58-year-old wife still gets hit on by 30-year-olds, it's obvious. Thank goodness her vision is poor.

2. I haven't bought that much jewelry. But when I have, it's been Quality.

3. Kyle, she's not that easy. So keep your distance, brah. Beard or not. I'm a poor shot, but some Italians I know use large enough caliber that aim is unimportant.
 
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MaxBuck;1846042; said:
1. Yes, way outkicked my coverage. When your 58-year-old wife still gets hit on by 30-year-olds, it's obvious. Thank goodness her vision is poor.

2. I haven't bought that much jewelry. But when I have, it's been Quality.

3. Kyle, she's not that easy. So keep your distance, brah. Beard or not. I'm a poor shot, but some Italians I know use large enough caliber that aim is unimportant.
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I don't mess with another dude's woman. Hot, easy, rich or otherwise. I live by the code of the Beard. You should know this.
 
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