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Shaggy Texas - Shaggy Bevo, Thujone, MS Pain, Butt Hurt, and BBQ (RIP)

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Bill Lucas said:
I came up with that title. Despite the shortcomings some of the best threads I've ever read are on that site and Thujone is a genius with MS Paint and dicks. The Austin PD mugshots thread is also gold.
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Nasty's, Bada Bing, Can You Help Me With This, and the books/music/TV/movies forums are all really entertaining. The Shag is a huge community, and there are a lot of really funny and interesting guys on there, totally irreverent but really real in a way I think we don't even get here all that much. The Shaggy Dad thread in particular shows the kind of quality people who spend their time on those forums. But I hardly even look at, much less post on, their sports/recruiting pages: you can tell they live in a Texas-shaped bubble when it comes to their sports.
 
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BrutusBobcat said:
Can we change the title of this thread, or do some people still have a dreamy, decade old man crush on shaggy and think it's the awesomest web forum evar because they call everything they don't like "Aggy"?
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What is hilarious to me, is their total lack of self awareness. They think every other school wants to be like them, because they have a bunch of little brothers in their conference with them. They constantly talk about how aggy is obsessed with them and jealous, but it seems to me that they are waaay more obsessed with aggy than aggy is obsessed with them. There are some definite sexual tension in the UT aTm relationship. NTTAWWT.
 
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Woody1968 said:
What is hilarious to me, is their total lack of self awareness. They think every other school wants to be like them, because they have a bunch of little brothers in their conference with them. They constantly talk about how aggy is obsessed with them and jealous, but it seems to me that they are waaay more obsessed with aggy than aggy is obsessed with them. There are some definite sexual tension in the UT aTm relationship. NTTAWWT.
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Yep. I wonder how much of their smugness is a function of their two main rivals. They have OU (an academic backwater and one of the most historically corrupt programs in college football) and Aggy (a literal freak show of a university). It's easy to smile at yourself in the mirror and feel superior in that context. What's infuriating is that they have such a schoolgirl crush on Michigan and an obsession with being considered an academic peer to Michigan that they go to ridiculous lengths to make us out to be OU complete with the historic corruption in the football program despite Tattoogate being the only serious infractions we've had in 50 years as opposed to 3 major violation findings on Texas.
 
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Woody1968 said:
What is hilarious to me, is their total lack of self awareness. They think every other school wants to be like them, because they have a bunch of little brothers in their conference with them. They constantly talk about how aggy is obsessed with them and jealous, but it seems to me that they are waaay more obsessed with aggy than aggy is obsessed with them. There are some definite sexual tension in the UT aTm relationship. NTTAWWT.
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Nah... they are two love struck kiddos that can't stay away from each other... except on the football field... they are both equally obsessed with each other... I'd say Aggy has the upper hand in terms of obsession... everything they do relates in some way to UT
 
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AuTX Buckeye said:
Nah... they are two love struck kiddos that can't stay away from each other... except on the football field... they are both equally obsessed with each other... I'd say Aggy has the upper hand in terms of obsession... everything they do relates in some way to UT
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And I believe that a lot of the UT obsession with aggy is just laughing at and chronicling their ridiculousness. Let's be honest, if Michigan was even half as absurd a school as aggy, it would provide never ending amusement and amazement. See the Tell Me About Texas A&M thread. That school really is a wonder to behold.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
And I believe that a lot of the UT obsession with aggy is just laughing at and chronicling their ridiculousness. Let's be honest, if Michigan was even half as absurd a school as aggy, it would provide never ending amusement and amazement. See the Tell Me About Texas A&M thread. That school really is a wonder to behold.
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Serious question:

Do Aggies actually jizz in jars, or is that just some strange Shaggy joke? If it's just a Shaggy joke, how did it come about?

I've read parts of that thread, and have noticed that they make that joke a lot, but I haven't come across anything substantial that explains whether it is true or if it's a joke, how it came about.
 
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H3ISMAN said:
Serious question:

Do Aggies actually jizz in jars, or is that just some strange Shaggy joke? If it's just a Shaggy joke, how did it come about?

I've read parts of that thread, and have noticed that they make that joke a lot, but I haven't come across anything substantial that explains whether it is true or if it's a joke, how it came about.
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Apparently it's real. Each unit or platoon or whatever they're called in the fake aggy army circle jerks into a jar at the beginning of the year and then the jars were all put into the "tu" outhouse on top of the bonfire. It's supposed to represent their unity in burning hatred for Texas.

Like I said, FREAKSHOW. Somehow making fun of UM smugness, the East coasters with the chip on their shoulder because they didn't get into the private schools they really wanted or the Wal-Mart Wolverines really pales in comparison.
 
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Yeah just soak it all in for a moment: their ultimate tradishunnnn revolved around building a giant bonfire topped with the nut sap of a couple of thousand guys and gathering around it in some worshipful pagan festival as it burned. It would takes teams of psychologists working for decades to truly unravel and explain that place.

I'd allow my kid to go to Fredo(OH) before aggy.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Yeah just soak it all in for a moment: their ultimate tradishunnnn revolved around building a giant bonfire topped with the nut sap of a couple of thousand guys and gathering around it in some worshipful pagan festival as it burned. It would takes teams of psychologists working for decades to truly unravel and explain that place.

I'd allow my kid to go to Fredo(OH) before aggy.
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Also they kept it up after two partial collapses until it collapsed and killed 12(th man) of their students. I had thought the bonfire was history til i read on there they just moved it off campus so the school isn't officially involved.
 
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JCOSU86 said:
There's a lot of Mensa candidates in that thread, I tell you.

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They went from "Fuck Ohio State, Bama is going to rape them" to "Go Bucks, yeah baby!" in 20 or so pages. Fuck them. Didn't want Texas in the B1G and especially don't now.
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I was an advocate but no more. Essentially, the same blind egotism that pervades the shag is really no different than how their university and athletic department are run. Throw in the fact that their big money donors are all completely obsessed with the foosball and their track record of having to swing their Texas small dick insecurity around, and they would be an incredibly disruptive cancer in the Big Ten regardless of how good they seem on paper.

And I'm sorry, but they--because of oil money--are sitting on a twenty billion dollar endowment, yet for all their posturing and ego are still stuck at the Washington-Wiscy-Ohio State level and no closer to propelling themselves into the Cal-UVA-Michigan academic tier than they were a generation ago.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Apparently it's real. Each unit or platoon or whatever they're called in the fake aggy army circle jerks into a jar at the beginning of the year and then the jars were all put into the "tu" outhouse on top of the bonfire. It's supposed to represent their unity in burning hatred for Texas.

Like I said, FREAKSHOW. Somehow making fun of UM smugness, the East coasters with the chip on their shoulder because they didn't get into the private schools they really wanted or the Wal-Mart Wolverines really pales in comparison.
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Having a freakshow rival (e.g. Aggy, F$U, Pedsters) is a gift and a curse. On one hand, you'd have to deal with all their nutty fans and shenanigans. On the other hand, it is easy to berate them since their antics provide endless fodder.
 
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