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Shaggy Texas - Shaggy Bevo, Thujone, MS Pain, Butt Hurt, and BBQ (RIP)

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Jake said:
The freek strikes again. :lol:

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That is some of Freek's finest work! Fell out of my chair laughing at that one!
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
James Byrd says Hi.

Austin might be Austin, but 90% of Texas is far more similar to Mississippi and Alabama than it is to anywhere in the NE, Great Lakes or West Coast.
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I've never been to the Great Lakes, the NE, or the West Coast, so I can't comment on those areas.

But i have been in every state of the confederacy except Arkansas (because who the fuck wants to go to Arkansas?).

Texas may as well be another Country compared to Mississippi and Alabama.

I work with a black guy in his late 50's or so who grew up in rural Mississippi.
the guy is still absolutely terrified of white people in large groups.

Some of the things he's seen/experienced out there shook him to his core and still lingers with him.

This guy calls me Mr. and sir (despite me constantly reminding him it isn't necessary especially since he's the same age as my dad).
He also asks permission every single time he has to go to bathroom.
He sits on the floor in the warehouse to eat lunch rather than in the kitchen with everyone else.
 
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Buckeye513 said:
I would like to remind everyone again that Thujone is an attorney.

Attorney.

He went to attorneying school and someone pays him to practice law.
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And based on what I see in Prevail and Ride, pays him a pretty fucking large hourly rate to do so.

I only hope some day to see one of the graphic illustrations he brings to court. Has to be a winner.
 
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MaxBuck said:
And based on what I see in Prevail and Ride, pays him a pretty fucking large hourly rate to do so.

I only hope some day to see one of the graphic illustrations he brings to court. Has to be a winner.
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"Uh, yes your honor. If you look at my diagram, it will clearly show that my client was located right next to the dick on the left"............................................
 
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Buckeye513 said:
I would like to remind everyone again that Thujone is an attorney.

Attorney.

He went to attorneying school and someone pays him to practice law.
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Imagining what would go through the mind of some poor schmuck who's on trial in a death penalty case, glances down the table in the courtroom, and realizes the vital document his attorney is furiously composing is a cartoon of penises.
 
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Why does everyone sound surprised? The typical workday for attorneys looks something like:

10:35 Get to courtroom 5 minutes late, stand while new client pleads not guilty.
10:50 Call office to make sure para-legals have tomorrow's case prepared.
11:00 Tee time for 18 holes with judge on tomorrow's case.
3:05 Buy rounds of scotch in club house.
3:10 Orally service judge.
 
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