Rich Rodriguez (official thread of last laughs)

[zwem]

A question for any Michigan fans frequenting this board:
If Richrod doesn't deliver an eye popping season this time around the block, with his seat already being somewhat warm do you foresee the school administration using the major violation card in his contract to send him packing?

They can use whatever to send him packing for all I care. If it means an 0-12 season then so be it. He has no idea what Michigan football means. He has no idea what Michigan football stands for. He doesn't have a fucking clue. He is everything wrong for this program. The past, the present, and the future. The faster we can get rid of him, the sooner Michigan can get back to being "Michigan".

But hey, it seems some of our fans are happy with 3-9 and 5-7 seasons or what not. Some fans just don't give a fuck anymore. Some fans are angry. RR truely has made the fans feel closer together and has taken this program in a new direction. What a guy.

 

[buxfan4life]

They can use whatever to send him packing for all I care. If it means an 0-12 season then so be it. He has no idea what Michigan football means. He has no idea what Michigan football stands for. He doesn't have a fucking clue. He is everything wrong for this program. The past, the present, and the future. The faster we can get rid of him, the sooner Michigan can get back to being "Michigan".

But hey, it seems some of our fans are happy with 3-9 and 5-7 seasons or what not. Some fans just don't give a fuck anymore. Some fans are angry. RR truely has made the fans feel closer together and has taken this program in a new direction. What a guy.

zwem, c'mon, man!! What are you talking about?

Carr left the cupboard bare. I mean he really tanked his last three recruiting classes JUST because he KNEW Richie was gonna take over, so he HAD to make sure Richie had NO TALENT WHAT SO EVER TO START OFF HIS UM HC CAREER! You know this to be FACT, because that is what everybody is saying (at least on the UM message boards).

Richie's spread offense will DOMINATE THE BIG TEN! He just needs HIS PLAYERS to do it. Now, you can't go blaming Richie for not winning, he still needs about 4-5-6-7-8-9-etc. years to put together HIS team!! It is not RICHIE'S FAULT that there are MAJOR HATERS in the admissions department will not approve HIS players to be admitted to UM.

He has done everything he can to get the players he NEEDS for his SYSTEM. Hell, he even challenged the PRESS to find anything negative about his TOTALLY AWESOME recruits (and fast, let's not forget the sub 4.0 forty times a back-up QB runs ZMOGZ!!)). What did the press do? Well, they started a major WITCH HUNT for info on Richie's recruits and THE PRESS TOTALLY OVER-EXAGGERATED their findings in order to make Richie look bad. O LET DO IT!!!!

Richie actually has an undefeated record, zwem. You should know this!! He has NOT LOST A SINGLE GAME ON THE FIELD!! Only the scoreboard shows them losing, but on the field, OMG, Richie's teams would have beat the Patriots 99 out of 10 times. It is just those pesky turnovers that GAVE the SCOREBOARD WIN to all but 8 of those teams.

zwem, you need to HOLD THE ROPE and go ALL IN FOR MICHIGAN!!

BARWIS!!!11!!1chocolatemilk!!Eleventy!!wolves!!!!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

They can use whatever to send him packing for all I care. If it means an 0-12 season then so be it. He has no idea what Michigan football means. He has no idea what Michigan football stands for. He doesn't have a fucking clue. He is everything wrong for this program. The past, the present, and the future. The faster we can get rid of him, the sooner Michigan can get back to being "Michigan".

But hey, it seems some of our fans are happy with 3-9 and 5-7 seasons or what not. Some fans just don't give a fuck anymore. Some fans are angry. RR truely has made the fans feel closer together and has taken this program in a new direction. What a guy.

I take it you're not on board with the GBW poster who's writing up fantasy reports on the 2010 season.

Zwem, if you weren't a Michigan fan, you'd be alright in my book.

 

[localyokel]

...OMG, Richie's teams would have beat the Patriots 99 out of 10 times.

So that's what Demar's doing with his free time now--working as buxfan4life's sports statistician.

 

[NFBuck]

Still an ass.

 

[buxfan4life]

So that's what Demar's doing with his free time now--working as buxfan4life's sports statistician.

No, that is just how good of a coach Richie is. He could beat them 99 times in only 10 actual games (Only on the actual field of play, though. Because, you know, the scoreboard really doesn't tell you anything).


You don't peruse the scUM boards for entertainment much, do you?

 

[localyokel]

No, that is just how good of a coach Richie is. He could beat them 99 times in only 10 actual games (Only on the actual field of play, though. Because, you know, the scoreboard really doesn't tell you anything).


You don't peruse the scUM boards for entertainment much, do you?

I do when I can, actually, but some of the links that get posted here want my $$--I like to keep that in-state.

 

[MaxBuck]

I've changed my opinion over the recent past. I no longer think Rich Rodriguez is an ass; I see him as merely a feckless, incompetent, illiterate twit.

Lane Kiffin - now, he's an ass.

 

[Oh8ch]

RR NOT still an ass?

 

[NFBuck]

Still an ass.

 

[Tlangs]

I was down in Hilton Head S.C. this week. Saw a bunch of people wearing Clemson "All In" shirts. He must have stole the idea when he was down there making real estate deals.

 

[Class'13]

Has anyone read Barwis's Wikipedia lately? Its longer than 95% of pages I see in there.

Heres some of my favorites:

[
Barwis "doesn't sleep" and "rarely eats."[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-ReferenceC-19"][COLOR=#0645ad][20][/COLOR][/URL]
Barwis has a "raspy, Wolfman Jack voice," a "raspy drill sergeant's voice"[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-21"][COLOR=#0645ad][22][/COLOR][/URL], is a "gravel-voiced man,"[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-22"][COLOR=#0645ad][23][/COLOR][/URL] "whose gravelly voice is straight out of central casting."[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-23"][COLOR=#0645ad][24][/COLOR][/URL]
Barwis considers his players to be his family and frequently hugs them.[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-24"][COLOR=#0645ad][25][/COLOR][/URL]
Barwis owned two pet wolves, which he was known to wrestle and sleep with.[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-ReferenceB-6"][COLOR=#0645ad][7][/COLOR][/URL]
In 2000, "[f]ive wrestlers quit during warmups and one cried during practice ...

 

[localyokel]

Has anyone read Barwis's Wikipedia lately?

Soooo...Barwis stays up all night; isn't seen eating; has a rasping, gravelly voice; is uncommonly strong for his size; treats his players like they're part of his pack; intimidates grown men to the point of tears; owns wolves and apparently prefers to sleep with them...

Hmmm, I wonder...

 

[buxfan4life]

Has anyone read Barwis's Wikipedia lately?

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/open-discussion-work-safe/606229-legend-mike-barwis-7.html

The search function is your friend!

 

[Rich_Rodriguez]

Has anyone read Barwis's Wikipedia lately? Its longer than 95% of pages I see in there.

Heres some of my favorites:

[
Barwis "doesn't sleep" and "rarely eats."[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-ReferenceC-19"][COLOR=#0645ad][20][/COLOR][/URL]
Barwis has a "raspy, Wolfman Jack voice," a "raspy drill sergeant's voice"[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-21"][COLOR=#0645ad][22][/COLOR][/URL], is a "gravel-voiced man,"[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-22"][COLOR=#0645ad][23][/COLOR][/URL] "whose gravelly voice is straight out of central casting."[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-23"][COLOR=#0645ad][24][/COLOR][/URL]
Barwis considers his players to be his family and frequently hugs them.[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-24"][COLOR=#0645ad][25][/COLOR][/URL]
Barwis owned two pet wolves, which he was known to wrestle and sleep with.[URL="http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/#cite_note-ReferenceB-6"][COLOR=#0645ad][7][/COLOR][/URL]
In 2000, "[f]ive wrestlers quit during warmups and one cried during practice ...

Hey jackass, Barwis has his own thread, this one is mine!