Rich Rodriguez (official thread of last laughs)

[MaliBuckeye]

I popped in here for my usual breakfast fodder, and the thread is fodderless; utterly and completely fodder-free; devoid of fodder.

I rely upon this thread for my daily serving of fodder, and now there is none. Where am I to obtain my fodder? Am I now condemned to live in an alternate universe composed of anti-fodder?

JMHO: The unfoddered life is not worth living.

Especially a travesty, given how close we are to fodder's day.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Rich Rodriguez comforts grieving family, gives father, son their U-M moment

Sounds like a package deal. He would have offered scholarships, but then he would have had the slowest team in America.


And no, I'm not above foddering the foddersome fodder.

 

[WolverineMike]

LMAO.........

 

[localyokel]

Wait...wait...just wait a minute, here...I wasn't gonna comment, but something struck me about that article:

"Rodriguez signed an "All in for Michigan" towel that he told David Sr. was worth $4 before he signed it and $1.50 afterward. They all posed for a photograph, and Rodriguez parted, saying little David would be in his prayers."

Excuse me, but your infant child is dying and you find time to collect autographs & pose for souvenir photos?
Wouldn't be my first priority.

Looks like Dr. Kubler-Ross' "Stages of Grief" needs some revision, although it's unclear whether Fandom belongs before or after Bargaining and Acceptance. Or, maybe they just handle loss differently ^N.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm not up on my religion but I would think the idiot son of satan offering prayers for your child would be a bad thing. Then again maybe he's so inept he'd fuck up the attempt at doing evil and actually help? I'll defer to the theologians on this one.

 

[WolverineMike]

Wait...wait...just wait a minute, here...I wasn't gonna comment, but something struck me about that article:


Excuse me, but your infant child is dying and you find time to collect autographs & pose for souvenir photos?
Wouldn't be my first priority.

Looks like Dr. Kubler-Ross' "Stages of Grief" needs some revision, although it's unclear whether Fandom belongs before or after Bargaining and Acceptance. Or, maybe they just handle loss differently ^N.

i seriously doubt the guy asked for the autograph.

 

[OhioState001]

Rich Rodriguez talks grades, Antonio Gates talks camp | freep.com | Detroit Free Press

Rodriguez said U-M enrollees average a 3.7 grade-point average and 1,350 on the SAT.

?That?s not the average of guys on our team,? he added. ?I?d have the slowest team in America.?

Nice, smart guys can't run fast.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Rodriguez said U-M enrollees average a 3.7 grade-point average and 1,350 on the SAT.

?That?s not the average of guys on our team,? he added. ?I?d have the slowest team in America.?

His safeties must be Rhodes scholars....

 

[ochre]

I'm not particularly fluent in Rodriguezese, but I think he's calling Jordan Kovacs slow.

 

[Tlangs]

I'm not particularly fluent in Rodriguezese, but I think he's calling Jordan Kovacs slow.

Win!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Rich Rodriguez talks grades, Antonio Gates talks camp | freep.com | Detroit Free Press

Nice, smart guys can't run fast.

and his QB runs a sub 4.3

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

and his QB runs a sub 4.3

I've seen tater tot's website... he might be sub 2.0 in the 40

 

[Jaxbuck]

I've seen tater tot's website... he might be sub 2.0 in the 40

Not that QB, the new QB..shoeless joe can't throw.

 

[southcampus]

FACTL: I've seen tater tot's website... he might be sub TWO (2) in the 40

FIFY

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

FIFY

Thank's. You're deadIcation to that special kind of magic (not to be confused with dumb luck) of academic's is. We solute you for being willING to try!!!one(1)