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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

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Time to get this thread a rocking! Some past and present greatness...

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Looking forward to 162 games of derp!

(Thread title? 2016 Reds Tidb..Derp!@#$)
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
That one ball in play is all it takes to go deep on most of this staff. 1-0

Take a gander at that lovable bunch at the top of the page. In particular, look at the last one. 0-162
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I will say the Orioles beat you guys in the management department because of Showalter.

The problem is the pitching staff is so horrible that even the Reds would score at least 2 runs in the game...
 
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Mike80 said:
I will say the Orioles...at least 2 runs in the game...
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Courtesy of the Reds bullpen. (Changed your post a little bit) :biggrin:

We could go back and forth over which team is the best at not scoring runs, giving up runs, etc...maybe the Reds and Orioles can hold hands as they stroll through the baseball kingdom of historic sucktitude. :cheers:
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
Courtesy of the Reds bullpen. (Changed your post a little bit) :biggrin:

We could go back and forth over which team is the best at not scoring runs, giving up runs, etc...maybe the Reds and Orioles can hold hands as they stroll through the baseball kingdom of historic sucktitude. :cheers:
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LOL :cheers:

the bad part is that I think the AL (L)east is bad enough that the Orioles will find themselves in September hanging around .500 like a stale fart, ensuring that nothing will change. The NL Central is loaded, so the Reds record will reflect it, not so much in the AL (L)east...
 
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Mike80 said:
LOL :cheers:

the bad part is that I think the AL (L)east is bad enough that the Orioles will find themselves in September hanging around .500 like a stale fart, ensuring that nothing will change. The NL Central is loaded, so the Reds record will reflect it, not so much in the AL (L)east...
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Agreed. The Reds are fucked. The Orioles might at least get dinner first.
 
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Reds doing reds things.

To set the stage:

Bailey ahead of the curve in Tommy John recovery
Reds not concerned about aggressive timetable, which targets May 1 for righty's return
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Bailey underwent the procedure on May 8, 2015, and though the usual protocol is to have Tommy John patients return somewhere between 12 to 18 months after the surgery, Reds manager Bryan Price said the club is eyeing a quicker return for the young veteran right-hander
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Bailey pitching in 10 more games this year could be the difference between losing 120 and slightly fewer than 120?

In comparison, other teams have been a lot more reticent about allowing their pitchers to return too quickly after Tommy John surgery.
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Reds crack medical team is on the motherfucker, go back in there and chill them bitches out. If they say it's ok to be aggressive with an injury return who are we to question it?

The overabundance of caution is based on the latest research.

Dr. James Andrews, the noted orthopedic surgeon who conducts most of the Tommy John surgeries, said last year research now shows that the closer a pitcher rehabs to the full 18 months, the less likely it is he'll have to undergo the surgery a second time.

Andrews said 50 percent of all Tommy John patients have to have the surgery again, putting their baseball careers at greater risk.
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Science schmience. Andrews is a fucking hack.

Andrews didn't operate on Bailey. Dr. Timothy Kremchek, the Reds' renowned medical director, performed the surgery and is overseeing Bailey's recovery.
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:slappy: this should end well

Bailey said he's comfortable with the current timeline, considering the consequences.

"You're going to have to talk to the doctors about that," he said. "I do what the doctors, trainers and physical therapists tell me to do."
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This may very well be the dumbest man on the face of the earth but when you have 4 years and $105MM guaranteed left on the contract I guess you can afford to be galactically naive.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Reds doing reds things.

To set the stage:





Bailey pitching in 10 more games this year could be the difference between losing 120 and slightly fewer than 120?



Reds crack medical team is on the motherfucker, go back in there and chill them bitches out. If they say it's ok to be aggressive with an injury return who are we to question it?



Science schmience. Andrews is a fucking hack.



:slappy: this should end well



This may very well be the dumbest man on the face of the earth but when you have 4 years and $105MM guaranteed left on the contract I guess you can afford to be galactically naive.
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Wait....he's already Bruce Wayne - 105MM is pocket change to him...
 
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