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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

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Jaxbuck said:
Projected OD lineup:

Cozart 6
E Suarez 5
Gizmo 3
GIBP 4
Bruce 9
Cat Puncher 2
Adam Duvall 7
Julio Inglesias 1
Billy fucking Hamilton 8

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Putting Phillips in a position to hammer the maximum possible amount of ground balls to the middle infielders after Gizmo's glacially slow ass takes yet another walk is an especially bold strategy from Price.

This should go well
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Right now for the Indians I'd trade TEYOFA (thirty-eight year old fat ass) for Suarez at the 5 and I don't even know who he is. Gizmo at the 3 is a given (he does more than watch 6 pitches and walk once in a while like Santana) and you may have Billy Fucking Hamilton, but we've got CFC (Collin Fucking Cowgill) and his .188 average at the 9. So as it stands, I'll take our rotation, at least some of them haven't ripped a testicle yet, but other than Lindor, Kipnis, and Gomes, the lineup ain't better, especially until Brantley comes back too soon and spikes himself.
 
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The offense should be better with catcher Devin Mesoraco and shortstop Zack Cozart back from injuries...
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it's bad enough to be such a fucktwit that you think Zack Cozart being healthy is good for a baseball teams offense but then to double down with forgetting to mention they lost Frazier while uttering an "offense should be better" prediction? I am impressed. This writer predicts like the Reds play baseball.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
:lol:

it's bad enough to be such a fucktwit that you think Zack Cozart being healthy is good for a baseball teams offense but then to double down with forgetting to mention they lost Frazier while uttering an "offense should be better" prediction? I am impressed. This writer predicts like the Reds play baseball.
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This writer probably thinks that seeing Kremchek is a good thing, too. Something like, "Mr. So and So had a surgery performed by Dr. Kremchek and will be back better than ever."

The fucktwit is one of...

AP Sports Writer Rob Maaddi in Philadelphia and AP freelance writer Terry Hutchens in Indianapolis contributed to this report.
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My guess is Terry Hutchens, obviously, and this season's thread should be dedicated to making pie in the sky predictions despite evidence to the contrary.

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"With it's entire starting rotation on the DL to start the season, this Reds team looks to contend for the National League's best ERA."-Terry Hutchens
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
This writer probably thinks that seeing Kremchek is a good thing, too. Something like, "Mr. So and So had a surgery performed by Dr. Kremchek and will be back better than ever."

The fucktwit is one of...



My guess is Terry Hutchens, obviously, and this season's thread should be dedicated to making pie in the sky predictions despite evidence to the contrary.

I'll go first...

"With it's entire starting rotation on the DL to start the season, this Reds team looks to contend for the National League's best ERA."-Terry Hutchens
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Well, without their starters, they might :lol:
 
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