Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[Mr Red]

[Mark May]. I want Bart Giamatti to be resurrected so he can ban the whole damn team.

I find your attempt at humor, insensitive. Bart Giamatti coerced Pete Rose, the greatest hitter of all time, to voluntarily remain permanently ineligible from the game of baseball. 'Twas a sad day and not one to use for cheapshots against the oldest and greatest professional baseball franchise of all time!

Greatest troll job ever. Congrats, jax

I assure you, I am not a "troll job," whatever that is.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"This is the time of the game when the Reds hitters become most dangerous. When I think of 'clutch', I think of the Cincinnati Reds." - Terry Hutchens

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[Mike80]

Cincy is just getting their dead cat bounce in early

 

[Mr Red]

Dear Cincinnati Reds doubters,

Walk-off 2 run double in your asses!

Sincerely, Scott Motherfucking Schebler

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Cincy is just getting their dead cat bounce in early

"JUST LIKE LAST YEAR!"
*clap clap clap clap clap*

 

[Jaxbuck]

Dear Cincinnati Reds doubters,

Walk-off 2 run double in your asses!

Sincerely, Scott Motherfucking Schebler

everyone knows, no one cares

 

[Mr Red]

everyone knows, no one cares

Jim Day cares!
Brandon Phillips cares!

These two in section 139 care!

Number 1 fan cares!

She cares!

And they care!

 

[Honor&Glory]

side bets on which day in May that this guy goes away for good?

 

[jlb1705]

side bets on which day in May that this guy goes away for good?

Are you talking about the GM, the manager, a player, or one of the posters in this thread? You could take action on any of them.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Jim Day cares!
Brandon Phillips cares!

These two in section 139 care!

Number 1 fan cares!

She cares!

And they care!

That bottom group should replace you as mascot.

 

[Dryden]

2-160

What the fuck is a Scott Schebler?

 

[Dryden]

Jim Day cares!
Brandon Phillips cares!

These two in section 139 care!

Number 1 fan cares!

She cares!

And they care!

BuckeyePlanet cares ...

 

[ochre]

Fuck it. I'm all in. This team will never lose.

 

[Bestbuck36]

So two wins per week being the max for these guys opens up the weekend. So we got that going for us.