Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[Mr Red]

side bets on which day in May that this guy goes away for good?

Sooooo...what are you saying?

That bottom group should replace you as mascot.

But then I'd be sent away to the Island for Misfit Mascots...

Fuck it. I'm all in. This team will never lose.

That's the spirit!

 

[Tanner]

OK let's see what this kid Stephenson has

 

[Jaxbuck]

What the fuck is a Scott Schebler?

It's kind of like a Chris Heisey only left handed

 

[Jaxbuck]

OK let's see what this kid Stephenson has

well, he is a Red so we know somethings wrong with him (or will be shortly)

 

[Jaxbuck]

There goes the no hitter

 

[CFPBuckeye]

The Reds are down 2-1? That's been a common theme in these first three games.

 

[Mr Red]

Jay Bruuuuuuce doing what Jay Bruce doooo!

 

[Mr Red]

Grrrrrrraaannnnd...Suuaaaaarrrrrezzzzz!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"The Reds have the kind of bullpen where you just don't have to worry about blowing a 6-run lead." - Terry Hutchens

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Mr Red and strong Terry Hutchens quotes...this thread is going places.

 

[Mr Red]

Heads up, Philly! Baseball season has started.

Sincerely,

 

[Jaxbuck]

Heads up, Philly! Baseball season has started.

Sincerely,

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Pirates are going to come into town and give you a Jolly Roger with that broom. The the WB's, then the Cubs then the.......

 

[Bestbuck36]

Trade Bruce immediately.

 

[Mr Red]

Pirates are going to come into town and give you a Jolly Roger with that broom. The the WB's, then the Cubs then the.......

I'd like to see them try to come in my hood and disrespect. Me an' my crew's gon' handle 'em. Skyline Posse bitches.

 

[Bestbuck36]

As fucked as the Reds are, Tucker Barnhardt is a ball player. Like that guy.

Not totally down on the LF platoon of Duvall and Shebler either. Just praying to stay short of 100