Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[Bestbuck36]

I was actually referring to the guy they let walk who was a basic .245 avg, 40 HR, 100 RBI hitter, sub average fielder with a decent arm for three guys in the outfield that can't add all their stats together to equal his. The irony being he'd be a fucking All Star of a player on a team full of misfit toys. There is no saving this team so don't think of it in those terms. Just appreciate the miserable irony.

 

[jlb1705]

So how much would everyone give for a basic clone of Adam Dunn in LF this year?

I'd buy a few extra dollar hot dogs to make it happen.

 

[Dryden]

 

[jlb1705]

Those broken down old farts would sweep the current team in a 7-game series. Just the four of them.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

So who's job is it when he loses it?

Certainly they could woo Danny Graves out of retirement. I'm sure he's still got 30 - 50 blown saves in him somewhere.

 

[jlb1705]

Certainly they could woo Danny Graves out of retirement. I'm sure he's still got 30 - 50 blown saves in him somewhere.

They could certainly use a power bat like his in the middle of the lineup.

 

[Honor&Glory]

Thank you for the thread title update. Much more accurate

 

[Jake]

One more player is all we need for the BP fantasy baseball league. PM me for details.

 

[Jaxbuck]

If the Reds were a fan.......

 

[NFBuck]

If the Reds were a fan.......

Inaccurate. Wouldn't have hot pink hat chick with him.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Inaccurate. Wouldn't have hot pink hat chick with him.

I think pink hat is with blue stripe...or green monster

 

[Jaxbuck]

I like how he kind of jumps up to meet the ball

 

[Mike80]

I like how he kind of jumps up to meet the ball

I like how he had his eyes closed while trying to catch the ball with his hat, thereby guaranteeing he caught the ball with his face instead

 

[Dryden]

 

[ochre]

Votto needs a speech model.