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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

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Bestbuck36 said:
I absolutely believe this team will have the worst record in the entire Major League. Pathetic
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we really should(like the front office) embrace this and start tracking it from day 1.

We will be witnessing history this year, a chance for the franchise record losses in a season

Maybe even, (dare I say it?) (dare, dare) the hallowed mark of the 62 mets (maybe 63?) and 120 losses

I mean, go big or go home, amiright?

120

That will be tough but I have faith they will try their hardest
 
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Bestbuck36 said:
I absolutely believe this team will have the worst record in the entire Major League. Pathetic
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Good. Should return to being a nice quiet place to get some fresh air when I want to duck out of work on a Thursday afternoon. If this is the price we pay to drive away the last of those howling shitkickers that started showing up a few years ago, then so be it.
 
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jlb1705 said:
Good. Should return to being a nice quiet place to get some fresh air when I want to duck out of work on a Thursday afternoon. If this is the price we pay to drive away the last of those howling [Mark May]kickers that started showing up a few years ago, then so be it.
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no howlers, plenty of elbow room and $1 hot dogs, all is right in Reds land
 
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They are getting ready to ship Bruce to Toronto in a 3 team deal with Anaheim

6:36pm: The current deal has Bruce going to Toronto, Saunders heading to Anaheim and prospects going to the Reds, Heyman tweets. That suggests the Angels, who have a very weak farm system, will be providing the prospects.
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This should go well

One Hundred and Twenty....know it, live it, love it
 
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Jaxbuck said:
They are getting ready to ship Bruce to Toronto in a 3 team deal with Anaheim



This should go well

One Hundred and Twenty....know it, live it, love it
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The answer to two questions: How many games will the Reds lose?/ How many RBIs will Jay Bruce have not fucking the Cincinnati Reds?

Prospects? You mean cheap ass no talent cock gobblers that will never see a major league baseball field without a ticket!
 
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Bestbuck36 said:
So how much would everyone give for a basic clone of Adam Dunn in LF this year?
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It would be an upgrade for sure but I wouldn't give anything. This team is far too fucked for a simple leftfield upgrade to even matter. That's like pouring a glass of water on your house as it burns down.

Edit: OK. I'll give whatever Brian Price is making to the LF position and then we can kick Price to the curb and have a monkey manage for free. Bam! Upgrade!
 
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