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Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

Fellas-
Spring training is almost over so it's time to start getting into regular season form. I think we have been at this long enough now that we need to make a Reds forum Wiki type list of acronyms to save us all a lot of time and typing throughout the season. I mean, we all know what the fuck is coming so why not be prepared to bitch about it in a more efficient manner?

For instance:
Players
SFS: Skip fucking Schumaker
WMH: Willy Mayes Hayes (we all know the meatwhistle in question here)
:facepalm:: Cozart? just asking because it could be used in so many ways
CPC: Cat Punching Catcher (Mesoraco)

Bursts of profanity
GDMFCS:goddamned motherfucking cocksucker shit. I mean, how many times per game do we need to use that one and lets face it, its a bitch to type out.
JCL: Jesus Christ Ludwick
STFBV: Swing The Fucking Bat Votto
TAFPP: Take a Fucking Pitch Phillips
GIBP: WMH grounds into a DP
TCBY: The Cocksuckers Blow Yeti's


That's the general idea. Please feel free to contribute and join the Reds WikiIlluminati.
 
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Done.

BTW, I'm thinking Zipperhead for Chapman but I know that's offensive to some group and honestly don't remember which (Asians maybe?).

Can I get a ruling on this one?

zipperhead was a slang for Vietnamese....

you forgot Long Duck Dong (LDD) for Shin Choo Flue or whatever his name was...I don't know if you'll cover former one-year Reds in the Wiki :biggrin:

and maybe for any player who has a minor injury that lingers - you could say he was Kremchek'd....
 
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Wait I thought the people in this thread were the two muppet movie critics....

I think our delivery is sometimes like those two but at a fundamental level the people in this thread are deeply disturbed human beings that need some sort of outlet. Sam Kinison had comedy, we have the Reds thread.

I mean if there were just one thing that you could show someone to convey what its like to be a Reds fan what could tell the story better than this?

 
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