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Spring training is almost over so it's time to start getting into regular season form. I think we have been at this long enough now that we need to make a Reds forum Wiki type list of acronyms to save us all a lot of time and typing throughout the season. I mean, we all know what the fuck is coming so why not be prepared to bitch about it in a more efficient manner?
For instance:
Players
SFS: Skip fucking Schumaker
WMH: Willy Mayes Hayes (we all know the meatwhistle in question here)
: Cozart? just asking because it could be used in so many ways
CPC: Cat Punching Catcher (Mesoraco)
Bursts of profanity
GDMFCS:goddamned motherfucking cocksucker shit. I mean, how many times per game do we need to use that one and lets face it, its a bitch to type out.
JCL: Jesus Christ Ludwick
STFBV: Swing The Fucking Bat Votto
TAFPP: Take a Fucking Pitch Phillips
GIBP: WMH grounds into a DP
TCBY: The Cocksuckers Blow Yeti's
That's the general idea. Please feel free to contribute and join the Reds WikiIlluminati.
Spring training is almost over so it's time to start getting into regular season form. I think we have been at this long enough now that we need to make a Reds forum Wiki type list of acronyms to save us all a lot of time and typing throughout the season. I mean, we all know what the fuck is coming so why not be prepared to bitch about it in a more efficient manner?
For instance:
Players
SFS: Skip fucking Schumaker
WMH: Willy Mayes Hayes (we all know the meatwhistle in question here)
: Cozart? just asking because it could be used in so many waysCPC: Cat Punching Catcher (Mesoraco)
Bursts of profanity
GDMFCS:goddamned motherfucking cocksucker shit. I mean, how many times per game do we need to use that one and lets face it, its a bitch to type out.
JCL: Jesus Christ Ludwick
STFBV: Swing The Fucking Bat Votto
TAFPP: Take a Fucking Pitch Phillips
GIBP: WMH grounds into a DP
TCBY: The Cocksuckers Blow Yeti's
That's the general idea. Please feel free to contribute and join the Reds WikiIlluminati.
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From my earlier post: CPC: cat punching catcher
Done.
BTW, I'm thinking Zipperhead for Chapman but I know that's offensive to some group and honestly don't remember which (Asians maybe?).
Can I get a ruling on this one?
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Fungo Squiggly
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GIBP - WMH grounds into a DP
TCBY - These cocksuckers blow yeti's
TCBY - These cocksuckers blow yeti's
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Is it sad that after the Chapman injury, and the Latos report, this thread was the first thing I thought of?
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In case there are any new comers to the thread this year here is the best way I can sum up what we do here;
Al Bundy = regular Reds fans
Sam Kinison = The people in this thread
Al Bundy = regular Reds fans
Sam Kinison = The people in this thread
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zipperhead was a slang for Vietnamese....
you forgot Long Duck Dong (LDD) for Shin Choo Flue or whatever his name was...I don't know if you'll cover former one-year Reds in the Wiki
and maybe for any player who has a minor injury that lingers - you could say he was Kremchek'd....
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I think our delivery is sometimes like those two but at a fundamental level the people in this thread are deeply disturbed human beings that need some sort of outlet. Sam Kinison had comedy, we have the Reds thread.
I mean if there were just one thing that you could show someone to convey what its like to be a Reds fan what could tell the story better than this?
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