Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Bucknut24]

team needs a #1 and 4 hitter

get rid of Stubbs, Cairo, and Rolen

From October..


feels good man

 

[Dryden]

#token

Team photo:

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Team photo:

They obviously took that before they traded Stubbs.

 

[scott91575]

Reds ‏@Reds

Reds President of Baseball Operations and GM Walt Jocketty said of 3B Scott Rolen, who will not be attending camp with the Reds...

Translation "I need to keep the old cripple away from Dusty or he will plug him into the cleanup spot."

 

[Jaxbuck]

Translation "I need to keep the old cripple away from Dusty or he will plug him into the cleanup spot."

Exactly.

If you remove all the sharp pointy objects, Dusty is less apt to impale himself on any given night.

 

[Honor&Glory]

Exactly.

If you remove all the sharp pointy objects, Dusty is less apt to impale himself on any given night.

NEVER underestimate the power of The Genius to figure out a way to fuck this up.

 

[Jaxbuck]

NEVER underestimate the power of The Genius to figure out a way to fuck this up.

No doubt he'll figure a way. Removing the sharp scissors and such just cuts down the odds a little.

Getting rid of the scrappy vets just means he'll focus his godlike 'tard powers on mismanaging the pitching on a more epic scale.

 

[Mike80]

No doubt he'll figure a way. Removing the sharp scissors and such just cuts down the odds a little.

Getting rid of the scrappy vets just means he'll focus his godlike 'tard powers on mismanaging the pitching on a more epic scale.

I could totally see him starting Chapman on 3 days rest all year long and getting him to 300+ innings

 

[jlb1705]

https://twitter.com/DatDudeBP/status/302192091549794304

@DatDudeBP:

#HappyValentinesDay 2 all the #Debbies out there! Wish I could pleasure EVERY single 1 of u but I CAN'T, b/c some of y'all DON'T wash ya A$$

 

[Mike80]

 

[Bucknut24]

wtf

 

[Bestbuck36]

I was already near choking in this thread before that BP tweet. Jeebus it's going to be a good year.

 

[EDDIE GGGG27]

BP at it again LMAO

Brandon Phillips ‏@DatDudeBP C'mon man!!! I just got outta the shower! Didn't know you were a #Richard watcher SMH RT @braunerhulk: @DatDudeBP I can see u!!!

 

[Bestbuck36]

I'm stoked for the first glimpse of the team tomorrow. I'm trying not to but I'm getting excited for this season.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm stoked for the first glimpse of the team tomorrow. I'm trying not to but I'm getting excited for this season.

Save yourself the time and punch yourself in the nuts now.

Repeat as often as necessary.