ArmyVet83
Prepare yourselves. For now, I summon...the end!
jlb1705;1653416; said:Ouch.
The conversation I had with my fiancee about the trade went more like this:
Me: Did you see who got traded by the Reds today?
Her: Yeah. Wasn't that Rosales guy good though?
Me: No. He ran to EVERYTHING though, so people thought he was good because he "hustled" at times when it was unnecessary and just for show.
Her: Oh. Well, the other guy, wasn't he any good?
Me: No. He was worse.
Her: Well since the Reds traded him he'll be awesome next year, you watch.
Me: I doubt it. He was the worst player in MLB last year. That's a fact.
Her: You watch.
Me: Gonna be kinda hard. He was cut by his new team upon arrival.
Her: Wow. Sucks to be him.
Me: Not really, he's getting paid handsomly to stay the fuck away from baseball.
Her: Oh, kinda like that Stanton guy?
Me: Yes, exactly.
Her: Well, who did the Reds get?
Me: It doesn't matter, he sucks too.
Her: Wait, so what was the point?
Me: The point is that those other guys are gone. Besides, this new guy gets paid less to suck.
Her: Why can't they ever trade for anybody good?
Me: Because they're the Reds.
Your fiancee is on it. Hell if I brought this subject up with my wife she would ask, "Who are the Reds?" Great dialogue though.
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