Reds tidbits (2010 season)

[Jaxbuck]

Cool....I just found out the kid's from Mechanicsburg, and he was here when he got the call up. Congrats kid....whoever you are.

I don't know that a call up from the Reds is something you congratulate anyone for. I'd congratulate him on being called up to the big leagues but offer condolences that it had to be for such a worthless, loser infested, sack of monkey shit organization.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Anyone catch those flying pigs today?

5 in a row.4 on the road. I must be really drunk.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Anyone catch those flying pigs today?

5 in a row.4 on the road. I must be really drunk.

Blind Squirrel + Nut

 

[Mike80]

I don't know that a call up from the Reds is something you congratulate anyone for. I'd congratulate him on being called up to the big leagues but offer condolences that it had to be for such a worthless, loser infested, sack of monkey shit organization.

Cincinnati 12 11 .522 3
Baltimore 5 18 .217 12

I'd much rather have your "worthless, loser infested, sack of monkey shit organization".....

 

[crazybuckfan40]

A month of April at 12-11.

Especially with how bad the pitching and hitting was at times...

If Bruce can hit like he has the past couple games, with him Votto, Rolen they can carry this team, if the pitching can throw like they are capable of.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cincinnati 12 11 .522 3
Baltimore 5 18 .217 12

I'd much rather have your "worthless, loser infested, sack of monkey shit organization".....

Yeah I guess I guess being punched in the face is better than kicked in the nuts but all things being equal I'd rather just not take a beating.

They're still shitty.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Homer into the 7th only giving up 1 run today. Whats the world coming to?!?!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Homer into the 7th only giving up 1 run today. Whats the world coming to?!?!

and they quickly remember they are the Reds.

Walk Skip fucking Schumaker, let skip F schumaker go to 2B on a WP, don't walk Pujols with 1B now open and he hammers a double down the line. Ballgame.

same old fucktards

 

[Jaxbuck]

They actually manage to tie it up at 3 then let Brendan Ryan and Skip F Schumaker beat them in the bottom of the 8th.

Born Losers, everyone of them.

 

[Dryden]

They actually manage to tie it up at 3 then let Brendan Ryan and Skip F Schumaker beat them in the bottom of the 8th.

Born Losers, everyone of them.

They're just throwing this one to spite you since you're watching.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They're just throwing this one to spite you since you're watching.

Listening actually but yeah, anytime I pay attention they lose. Who am I kidding, I don't watch them 80% of the time anymore and they still lose plenty.

Did you notice the pen walked three straight in the 8th including 2 with the bases loaded? Brilliant stuff. They also make Lohse look like Cy Young and surrender LaRue's first hit of the season.

Sometimes I think maybe Saddam Hussein had it right when he started executing motherfuckers on the national soccer team when they lost. I bet you chop Mike Lincoln's head off in the middle of a good clubhouse rant and they'll play harder the next time.

 

[Bestbuck36]

How the fuck does Mike Lincoln have a job in Major League Baseball? He's the biggest liability going. He and Dusty must be NAMBLA members together to keep this shit going on. Ridiculous.

Now they've actually won some games and its harder for the front office to shitcan either one of em! JEEBUS!!!!

 

[Dryden]

Now they've actually won some games and its harder for the front office to shitcan either one of em! JEEBUS!!!!

This is the worst part. The team goes on a road winning streak the day after Dusty does stupid shit like telling Stubbs to hack at everything, so Dusty's logic is vindicated in the W/L column.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Nice to see em get one in the clutch last night. Bout time Nix did something to earn a paycheck. There was about 50 people there to see it too. hehe

I absolutely love the way Mike Leake has come in here and just gone to work. His location is great and he has a ton of movement. Looks like Greg Maddux the way the ball backdoors the corner.

Please God let Edinson Volquez heal. This rotation is so young and could be awesome if they all come in like Leake has.

 

[jlb1705]

Jesus. Votto & Rolen hit back-to-back HRs in the 8th to tie it up.

Then, Teh Dusty has an out-of-body experience and actually uses his closer in a high-leverage situation that isn't a statistical save opportunity. Cordero responds by serving up a meatball to the fucking catcher. :2004: