Reds tidbits (2010 season)

[Jaxbuck]

Never been a fan of Dickerson although lots of people on RZ and here have been. Play Stubbs and Nix until they cant play anymore. Sit Dickerson or move him. Pitiful

I was a big fan of him last year when he was the better, cheaper and younger in house option over a certain talentless fuckstick with the initials of WT that they went and massively over paid for..

Opening Day is like ground hog day.....its the same old Reds. Mental mistakes, not enough offense, pitching isn't as good as people think it is, manager one brain cell away from being declared legally retarded yadda, yadda, yadda.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[jlb1705]

So predictable... giving up a grand slam to a career sub-.700 OPSing catcher.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So predictable... giving up a grand slam to a career sub-.700 OPSing catcher.

They're still shitty.

 

[TooTall]

Joe Morgan throwing out the first pitch tomorrow, free Reds snuggies for the first 20,000... (If they hit 20,000) Count me in!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Joe Morgan throwing out the first pitch tomorrow, free Reds snuggies for the first 20,000... (If they hit 20,000) Count me in!

From the official rule book on maintaining your manhood in the 21st century:

One should always add the disclaimer "I'll be giving it to my mom/wife/girl friend/daughter/niece" etc when publicly acknowledging acceptance of a snuggie.

 

[NUTS4theBUCKS28]

heres a brandon phillips for you reds fans!

Brandon Phillips Wallpaper by ~storm19 on deviantART

 

[Jaxbuck]

heres a brandon phillips for you reds fans!

Brandon Phillips Wallpaper by ~storm19 on deviantART

Thanks.

I've been using this one all this time.

 

[jlb1705]

heres a brandon phillips for you reds fans!

Brandon Phillips Wallpaper by ~storm19 on deviantART

Judging by the length and trajectory of that swing, I'd say that was on the first pitch of the at-bat.

Cool wallpaper.

 

[Buckeye Chris]

Well lets see if the reds can pull out a W today!

 

[Buckeye Chris]

Cards up on the Reds 1-0. Bottom of the second bulk of the batting order coming up. Lets go reds!

 

[Mike80]

Thanks.

I've been using this one all this time.

Someone totally needs to photoshop Marty's head on Harry Doyles' body

 

[jlb1705]

Cueto hasn't been great tonight, but he's pitching well enough so far for the Reds to win. The offense isn't pulling their weight though.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cueto hasn't been great tonight, but he's pitching well enough so far for the Reds to win. The offense isn't pulling their weight though.

Nor has the vaunted defense.

Votto is a butcher at 1B and OC's range so far looks Aurillia-esque.

The offense will be a problem all year. It doesn't help when BP actually gets on base with Rolen and Bruce coming up then promptly runs himself into an out.

Dumb fucking team, dumb fucking manager.

 

[Buckeye Chris]

Cabrera ties it up! TWO RUN SHOT!!! GO REDS!!!

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Cabrera ties it up! TWO RUN SHOT!!! GO REDS!!!

3 runs no outs in the 7th for the Cards. That didn't take long. :(