I can't believe Narron keeps sending Stanton out there. Wait, yes I can. Dumbass Jerry, the guy sucks. Coutlangus can't be any worse as a situational lefty. Fuck that. Where the fuck is Jesse Orosco?
And buy a fucking clue already. For his career, lefties bat .348 (!!!!) (.412 this season!) off of Coffey. Either pitch around Luke Fucking Scott or get Coffey the fuck out of the game.
And Lohse gets the loss last night. If I'm a starter for this team, I'm spiking the bullpen's dinner with morphine. They'd be more useful unconscious in the clubhouse than they are on the mound.