• Follow us on Twitter @buckeyeplanet and @bp_recruiting, like us on Facebook! Enjoy a post or article, recommend it to others! BP is only as strong as its community, and we only promote by word of mouth, so share away!
  • Consider registering! Fewer and higher quality ads, no emails you don't want, access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Even if you just want to lurk, there are a lot of good reasons to register!

Post Lines to ruin a first date

Jump to latest Follow Reply
Sort by date Sort by votes
I've very rarely gone out with someone I haven't known for a long time first. This may help to explain why.

"So how long would it take you to be comfortable watching me sit on the toilet?"

"Your party should be topless. But with a twist, you know. The guys don't have to wear top hats. Classy, right?"

"I'm glad we're going out now. Our kids will have great hair. Wonder whose eyes they would get? Do you have a picture I can send my mom? She says she should meet you after the second or third date."

"Do you believe in destiny?" Too corny, but I must admit, Destiny Sven was a cutie.
 
Upvote 0
:biggrin:
Deety;1642805; said:
I've very rarely gone out with someone I haven't known for a long time first. This may help to explain why.

"So how long would it take you to be comfortable watching me sit on the toilet?"

"Your party should be topless. But with a twist, you know. The guys don't have to wear top hats. Classy, right?"

"I'm glad we're going out now. Our kids will have great hair. Wonder whose eyes they would get? Do you have a picture I can send my mom? She says she should meet you after the second or third date."

"Do you believe in destiny?" Too corny, but I must admit, Destiny Sven was a cutie.
Click to expand...
So... those are all the lines you fell for Deety?
 
Upvote 0
Deety;1642805; said:
I've very rarely gone out with someone I haven't known for a long time first. This may help to explain why.

"So how long would it take you to be comfortable watching me sit on the toilet?"

"Your party should be topless. But with a twist, you know. The guys don't have to wear top hats. Classy, right?"

"I'm glad we're going out now. Our kids will have great hair. Wonder whose eyes they would get? Do you have a picture I can send my mom? She says she should meet you after the second or third date."

"Do you believe in destiny?" Too corny, but I must admit, Destiny Sven was a cutie.
Click to expand...

So, would "Sleep with me now or your recently buried cats suffocate..." work? :paranoid:
 
Upvote 0
"I modeled for a photo shoot once. I think it is called 'goatse' now."

"I am tubgirl, want my autograph?"

"I am looking for a nice guy. My last guy made this video called 'two girls one cup', have you heard of it?"

"I have three other personalities that I know of, and one of them is a militant lesbian."

"I used to be man. No, I didn't say I used to be from Iran, I said I used to be a MAN."

"I have no mouth yet I must scream. Wait, where is the waiter? I really need a chocolate mousse. Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre. Bing!"
 
Upvote 0
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top