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OCBuckWife;1642829; said:
That wouldn't ruin a date for you? Damn, man, you got some seriously low expectations. I expected more from a hotshot FL lawyer. :shake:
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Hey now...Keep up! The inference is that I have no success using the line. :shake: :p Anyway, I'm a soon to be poorer than I was Louisiana lawyer, not a Floridian. :biggrin:
 
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Gatorubet;1383566; said:
"No, you stupid deaf, bitch...I said PRISON TALK DOT COM, JEESUS DO I HAVE TO CARVE IT IN YOUR FACE!!!!........so anyway, that's a really good way you can reach me, since I had to trade my cellphone for this HiPoint."


"So I said: Nooooooooo... "pie" are.....round. Get it?"


"Lord Digoth the Destroyer will emerge from the realm through the crystal sphere - and the non-believers will run wailing before the lash of the chosen one...in accordance with the prophesy!!! So - no - there is no need to pay for a dessert when complete digestion is not possible temporally."


"I gave the facts and proved the logic why Nader is the only viable candidate. You refuse to agree just to annoy me!"


"Oh, oh, oh....and ANOTHER thing that is really great about Tim Tebow...."
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And I thought I was unstable.

You need a little white jacket with sleeves in the back. . .
 
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"Sorry I'm late - I was MILF hunting..."
"OH NO! Those handcuffs are just for display"

"Sorry, you you speak softer? My parents might hear"

"Let me cast a level 8 IwannaBang spell on you"

"So...How do you feel about poles in your living room?"

"Hold on a sec...I need about 6 more beers.."

"So...do you prefer normal or ribbed?"
 
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I'm the king of ruining first dates with my mouth. Some of my most memorable oops!
My date told me that she was riding her bike to work each day to get into shape for her class reunion in Idaho. I told her she should just ride her bike all the way to Idaho.
I was with a chunky girl on a first date at the movies. I asked her if she wanted any snacks. She said milkduds. Without really paying attention to what she had said I said "look, they have a low cal menu".
Another time I went out on a blind date. The girl was stunning, very pretty and young looking for her age (23). Reaching for a compliment I told her she looked 14. She was like "omg, you're sick".
 
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