Post Lines to ruin a first date

[Zurp]

"Let's put it this way: I've never been convicted of date rape. That reminds me, I need to make sure my attorney is in town, and then I'll get you a drink."

 

[Gatorubet]

"Lots of misnformation out there.....for instance, I can tell you that genital rashes are not always caused by STDs..."

 

[Bucklion]

"I love working on cars...speaking of which, if you will let me pop your hood, I'd be more than happy to lube your chassis..."

 

[Bucklion]

"I don't know about you, but it's been my experience that the times I knew I was really in love, and had made a true connection with a woman, was when she did ass-to-mouth"

 

[Ttown]

I was attracted to you because you remind me of my sister.

 

[Mr_Burns]

"What's that stuff all over the inside of my trunk, you ask? Well I can tell you what it's not... dead hooker blood."

 

[3074326]

"No, I'm not eating. I'd rather watch you."

 

[buckeyegrad]

"I'm a moderator for BuckeyePlanet"

 

[Apache]

Date

You remind me so much of my ex..........fill in girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, cell mate or parole officer.

 

[Bucklion]

You look like a girl I'd like to fuck until I find someone to really settle down with"

 

[Mr_Burns]

I posted this in the PG-13 vids thread, but it's applicable here. Chris Hansen has some lines that would ruin a first date. NSFW

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IwCtMc0ZP8"]YouTube - To Catch A Predator: Chris Hansen Pickup Lines[/ame]

 

[Ttown]

You don't mind if my mom films this date do you?

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[MARSHALL02]

Some good ideas and descriptions. Maybe go easy on some of the adjectives. A story runs on its narration, you could try and make the narration flow. At some points it seems akwardly surreal..... but thats just my opinion... keep up the writing! good luck






Dating Advice

 

[Taosman]

"Lane Kiffin says your classy."