Post Lines to ruin a first date

[Tlangs]

"I like the way your boobies look in that shirt."

 

[AJHawkfan]

"Let's see.....with dinner, drinks, movie and gas, thet'll be $42 you owe me. Tell you what, just give me $50 and we'll call it even, alright?"

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Sorry, that bugger was really bugging me up there. It was mighty tasty, though, for all the trouble it was causin.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Funny story... heheheh.. when I was younger, I'd steal my sister's used tampons... Hey, actually, I've got em in the trunk, wanna see the collection?

 

[Zurp]

"I'm a Michigan fan. Please speak more slowly."

 

[Bucklion]

"I'd crawl a thousand miles across broken glass just to listen to you fart through a walkie talkie."

What....the.....hell.....

 

[CCI]

Here is a CCI original
"I'd like to work ya like the post office: Lick ya, stick ya and send ya like a stamp on a letter"

 

[Cornerback6]

I've never really seen the point in leaving a tip.


My favorite word in the entire English language is PENETRATION.


My sister got these really hot new seethru panties last night...


Be back in 45, I have to go number two REAL BAD.

 

[Zurp]

"Check this out: I can shove my entire beer bottle up my ass. Or.. ask the bartender if he's got a watermelon. I've never tried that one."

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

"I like your shirt. Is it black, or dark green?"

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"I like your shirt. Is it black, or dark green?"

 

[Saw31]

"So...does the carpet match the drapes?"

 

[Cornerback6]

"That wasn't the first time I got a boner in church either."

 

[Saw31]

[phone rings] "Sorry, I gotta answer this....Hey what's up? Can't talk right now. I'm out with what's her name"...

 

[Saw31]

"I'm sorry but we gotta leave. See that girl over there? It's my ex and the protection order says I can't be within 300 feet of her."