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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

Does opening the storage closet to put something away in your upright freezer, only to discover the plug had become sufficiently dislodged for it to turn off--probably for the last 1-2 weeks--count as vexation? If so, then I'm in.

So much for tonight's previous plan to pour a big mug of egg nog, turn on the DVD of A Christmas Story, and wrap Christmas gifts. Ehh...bagging up sacks-ful of decomposing organic matter and dragging them to the dumpster in pouring rain--practically the same kind of warm & fuzzy Christmas activity.
 
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Does opening the storage closet to put something away in your upright freezer, only to discover the plug had become sufficiently dislodged for it to turn off--probably for the last 1-2 weeks--count as vexation? If so, then I'm in.

So much for tonight's previous plan to pour a big mug of egg nog, turn on the DVD of A Christmas Story, and wrap Christmas gifts. Ehh...bagging up sacks-ful of decomposing organic matter and dragging them to the dumpster in pouring rain--practically the same kind of warm & fuzzy Christmas activity.

I can hear you mumbling like you're dealing with the furnace from here.
 
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Ohhhhh...Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddgge...

Which also translates as:

Hawk head! Aw, blasted poop flirt rattle crap camel flirt. You blonker frattle feet sturckle frat! Of a womp sack butt ratter bottom fodder...smick melly whop walker. Drop dumb fratten house stickle fifer!

(I'm really not particularly upset--it's been a MarkMay-storm lately, so this is just one more thing.)

At least I didn't shoot my eye out...yet.
 
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