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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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My next-door neighbor is in her 80's, and a very kind, nice woman. Last night, some POS decided it would be a good idea to steal the extension cord off her patio Christmas lights. A few weeks earlier, another neighbor had a potted live Christmas tree outside her door. That walked off, too. Guess they needed an extension cord to plug in the lights on the tree they stole.

Seriously thinking about bringing my patio furniture inside. And maybe taking my lights down, too. I usually like to leave them up until after New Year's, but I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'm going to get out of having them on, if every morning I need to check to see if they're still there.:grr:
 
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LostLassie said:
My next-door neighbor is in her 80's, and a very kind, nice woman. Last night, some POS decided it would be a good idea to steal the extension cord off her patio Christmas lights. A few weeks earlier, another neighbor had a potted live Christmas tree outside her door. That walked off, too. Guess they needed an extension cord to plug in the lights on the tree they stole.

Seriously thinking about bringing my patio furniture inside. And maybe taking my lights down, too. I usually like to leave them up until after New Year's, but I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'm going to get out of having them on, if every morning I need to check to see if they're still there.:grr:
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Is the furniture metal? Electrify it :evil:
 
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Here's one I recently noticed, more than once, while I was researching product reviews and Q&A's online, on Amazon and other sites.

Someone will post a question about the specs for an item, how it functions, whatever. You'll see that someone else took the time to answer the question. You click on it, and the "answer" the person gives is: I don't know.

wtf'ingf!?! Millions of us probably don't know the answer. Should we all log on to confirm it?

iiiiiiiiiiiiii-diots
 
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Speaking of reviews, I've noticed that it is very difficult to find useful reviews for recipes. Most look like this:

"I would rate Meaty Feast three stars, but probably two if I hadn't improved it. I don't eat meat so I substituted tofu, green beans, and newspaper strips. I also don't believe in BBQ sauce, so I used the spit of three organically raised ostriches. Cooking it for forty minutes seemed too little, so I put it in a paper bag in the sun for three days. Would not recommend."
 
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LostLassie said:
Seriously thinking about bringing my patio furniture inside. And maybe taking my lights down, too. I usually like to leave them up until after New Year's, but I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'm going to get out of having them on, if every morning I need to check to see if they're still there.:grr:
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Fuck that. Rig up your patio furniture like those guys who used colanders and stretch bands to lunch pesky squirrels from their back porches, and launch any thieving fucks clear across the street, or better yet, into the nearest telephone pole.
 
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Speaking of reviews, I've noticed that it is very difficult to find useful reviews for recipes. Most look like this:

"I would rate Meaty Feast three stars, but probably two if I hadn't improved it. I don't eat meat so I substituted tofu, green beans, and newspaper strips. I also don't believe in BBQ sauce, so I used the spit of three organically raised ostriches. Cooking it for forty minutes seemed too little, so I put it in a paper bag in the sun for three days. Would not recommend."
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Chicks are always worried about cooking and stuff.
 
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Deety said:
Speaking of reviews, I've noticed that it is very difficult to find useful reviews for recipes. Most look like this:

"I would rate Meaty Feast three stars, but probably two if I hadn't improved it. I don't eat meat so I substituted tofu, green beans, and newspaper strips. I also don't believe in BBQ sauce, so I used the spit of three organically raised ostriches. Cooking it for forty minutes seemed too little, so I put it in a paper bag in the sun for three days. Would not recommend."
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You want a meaty feast? I got a recipe for that. </hubbahubba>
 
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