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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

iambrutus;921780; said:
my wife just hit one for me...

she called and said - guess who i just talked to on the phone? You'll never guess in a million years!


then just fucking tell me, i dont want to play this fucking guessing game!


Why is your wife calling you at work period?
 
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iambrutus;921780; said:
my wife just hit one for me...

she called and said - guess who i just talked to on the phone? You'll never guess in a million years!


then just fucking tell me, i dont want to play this fucking guessing game!

I love phone games! What's your wife's number?
 
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I figure this thread is just as good as any for this:

Sportscenter just did a feakin' Def Poetry Jam for the recap of Kevin Garnett and the Celtics playing a preseason game tonight (he drove the lane with the speed of a cheetah...) Stuart Scott's standing up there alone at a microphone - one eye looking at the camera and the other looking at his own forehead... I swear - Sportscenter hardly contains any sports anymore. Just contrived debates, tabloid news and gimmicky bullshit like this.
 
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jlb1705;955625; said:
I figure this thread is just as good as any for this:

Sportscenter just did a feakin' Def Poetry Jam for the recap of Kevin Garnett and the Celtics playing a preseason game tonight (he drove the lane with the speed of a cheetah...) Stuart Scott's standing up there alone at a microphone - one eye looking at the camera and the other looking at his own forehead... I swear - Sportscenter hardly contains any sports anymore. Just contrived debates, tabloid news and gimmicky bullshit like this.

And WTF is the "Bachelor" doing on sports center?
 
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