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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

Cindy fucking ******. I really wish this woman would leave and never come back.

I'm guess that there are only three people on this board, including myself that even know who this cunt is, she works with me. She could be the most retarded person that i've ever had to provide tech support to. she will send an email and just say "xyz isn't working" - no fucking details about errors, or what she did to try to fix it. Then yesterday she walks over to my desk and says "i'm here" in a happy chipper voice, like i had asked her to come over, she then asks me if i had fixed something that she never even told our IT Team about - its all that i can do on a daily basis to not punch her in the face.
 
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Every single driver in the country of Korea. Seriously, these people are fucking retarded when they get behind the wheel...no awareness for what's going on anywhere but straight ahead. Thank fucking god I made it 12 months here without a serious international incident. That stereotype about bad asian drivers...uh, yeah.
 
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Your the IT guy can't you just put some child porn on her computer and report her of something?

iambrutus;898457; said:
Cindy fucking ******. I really wish this woman would leave and never come back.

I'm guess that there are only three people on this board, including myself that even know who this cunt is, she works with me. She could be the most retarded person that i've ever had to provide tech support to. she will send an email and just say "xyz isn't working" - no fucking details about errors, or what she did to try to fix it. Then yesterday she walks over to my desk and says "i'm here" in a happy chipper voice, like i had asked her to come over, she then asks me if i had fixed something that she never even told our IT Team about - its all that i can do on a daily basis to not punch her in the face.
 
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iambrutus;898510; said:
great idea, but the thing is, - she is too fucking stupid nobody would believe that she could even know how to surf to for porn

Take a shit on her chair before she comes in one morning. If that doesn't make somebody quit a job, I don't know what will.
 
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Went to the state fair yesterday ( which sometimes is enough to make me want to punch someone). Anyway it wasn't to bad, as it was early and not many people there. We went into the building where they have all teh state offices, and as seen on tv people showing stuff, as my wife always gets maps for free for the kids in her class to teach map reading/geography etc. Anyway.......some booth guy was selling the dispatch (right now we get sundays only). Guy starts in on how they are running a deal etc....buy at full price and they give you gift cards blah blah blah. Tell the guy I'm not interested and start to walk away Then the guys throws out ....what don't you know how to invest money. I turned around asked him excuse me? He tells me that I must not know how to invest money since I don't know a good deal when I see it. I said you know what sir, your right, So I called to customer service number right there in front of him and cancelled my service right in front of him.....told him thanks he just saved me some money.
 
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buckeyefool;901086; said:
Went to the state fair yesterday ( which sometimes is enough to make me want to punch someone). Anyway it wasn't to bad, as it was early and not many people there. We went into the building where they have all teh state offices, and as seen on tv people showing stuff, as my wife always gets maps for free for the kids in her class to teach map reading/geography etc. Anyway.......some booth guy was selling the dispatch (right now we get sundays only). Guy starts in on how they are running a deal etc....buy at full price and they give you gift cards blah blah blah. Tell the guy I'm not interested and start to walk away Then the guys throws out ....what don't you know how to invest money. I turned around asked him excuse me? He tells me that I must not know how to invest money since I don't know a good deal when I see it. I said you know what sir, your right, So I called to customer service number right there in front of him and cancelled my service right in front of him.....told him thanks he just saved me some money.

priceless:biggrin:...I just got back from the fair as well. The tactics all the carnie gamer operators use by calling you out in crowds is annoying as can be. Makes me wonder how often they are involved with arguments with the way they travel.
 
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20. hippies
21. thread merging nazis in the open discussion room. "well garsh, if you used the search function you would have seen that two years ago there was a thread about 80's cartoons. Do you really need a thread simply about the Transformers" <- made up example.
22.
 
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The KSB;901272; said:
20. hippies
21. thread merging nazis in the open discussion room. "well garsh, if you used the search function you would have seen that two years ago there was a thread about 80's cartoons. Do you really need a thread simply about the Transformers" <- made up example.

22. People going 10+ MPH under the speed limit with no one ahead of them

23. Knuckleheads doing U-turns and causing 4 car pile ups and gridlock when the baby is screaming in the back of the car, the A/C isn't working and you are late to seeing your nephew who is sick....
 
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BuckeyeMike80;901446; said:
22. People going 10+ MPH under the speed limit with no one ahead of them

23. Knuckleheads doing U-turns and causing 4 car pile ups and gridlock when the baby is screaming in the back of the car, the A/C isn't working and you are late to seeing your nephew who is sick....
24. People who complain about my driving
 
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the media/football players that announce that they gain or lose an absurd amount of weight in the offseason.....like QBs that claim they gain 20+ pounds of muscle on in the offseason.....need some enhancer testing if that is their claim. Anymore, it is all a gross exaggeration in college ball in weight gains or measurements/physical statistics.
 
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The peple that come in my office answer the phone and write thier notes from the phone call (It the most irritating when the message isn't even for me)or message on my desk pad calendar especially when I have note pads and post it notes laying on my desk :smash:
 
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