Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[AKAK]

Slot dot?

No...wait...I think he's the 2* QB they poached from North Texas. Next Tom Brady. Read he has more moxie than Moxie.

Regardless, it's my understanding that it will invlove multiple dummies.

 

[scarletmike]

Regardless, it's my understanding that it will invlove multiple dummies.

Well, I mean, it is Happy Valley and all. I would think that's a given.

 

[cincibuck]

More than once over there, I've heard it described as Cornell with big time athletics.

By Cayuga's shining water,
There's an awful smell.
Some say it's Cayuga's water,
some say it's Penn State

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Some cracks are already starting to form in the lovefest over BOOB. there's another one full of whining because players have been seen with....gasp...wait for it....FACIAL HAIR. Get their asses handed to them a couple of times this fall, and the meltdown will be absolutely epic.

 

[Abenaki]

Did you guys know that Benjamin O'Button was responsible for Aaron Hernandez's success at Florida? http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=157&f=1395&t=8714586

At least some of them have a sense of humor:

JohnGalt07
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Posted: 2/18/2012 11:56 PM
Re: Penn State already falling behind in 2013 recruiting
It's going to be hard for Meyer to figure out how to fill up his class if PSU doesn't get some commits soon

 

[Mike80]

It's going to be awesome when Bilbo O'Boinkabuttchin loses the natives and they go full inbred retard on him.

the comedy gold on the scout and bwi boards will be EPIC.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Urban goes 50+ on these pedtards next year, and this is pretty much going to be me.

 

[Buckeye86]

It's going to be awesome when Bilbo O'Boinkabuttchin loses the natives and they go full inbred retard on him.

the comedy gold on the scout and bwi boards will be EPIC.

The best part is the Sword of Paterno will be hanging above every coach's head in Happy Valley for the rest of time, just waiting to drop whenever they don't live up to the high bar that JoePa set- you know, three conference crowns in 20 years and a 96-56 conference record.

If O'chuck McBanian doesn't win 5 titles in his first 7 years with an .800 winning % in the conference, he clearly won't be living up to the standard that the Great JoePa has set for the fan base in the Big Ten.

 

[NFBuck]

Urban goes 50+ on these pedtards next year, and this is pretty much going to be me.

Nice! I'll be all:

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Why are you going to be watching poker after dark if Ohio State is playing Ped Aggy?

 

[NFBuck]

Why are you going to be watching poker after dark if Ohio State is playing Ped Aggy?

Don't judge me.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Well, at least they're realistic.

Posted: 2/19/2012 1:55 AM
Where do you see the program in 5 years?
Year 1: 9-10 wins. A lot of talent coming back and a favorable schedule.
Year 2: 8-9 wins. Still a lot of talent, but Penn State will be working in a new QB. Maybe PJ?
Year 3: 10+. I think that this is when Penn State fans will start to see improvements.
Year 4: 10+.
Year 5: 10+

I'm confident that Penn State puts together a pretty darn good class this year considering the circumstances (top 10-15) which should get the talent back on track going forward.

Also, I think Penn State has the best staff in the Big10. Under Paterno, it was always the best defensive staff. Now, it is a nice balance of both.

10 win seasons, top 10 recruiting classes and the best offensive AND defensive coaching staffs in the conference.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Very realistic...

2011: 9-4
2010: 7-6
2009: 11-2
2008: 11-2
2007: 9-4
2006: 9-4
2005: 11-1
2004: 4-7
2003: 3-9
2002: 9-4
2001: 5-6

Total 88-49

Avg = 8-4.5

I'd expect them to rattle off 10 win seasons.. who wouldn't?

 

[Mike80]

Well, at least they're realistic.



10 win seasons, top 10 recruiting classes and the best offensive AND defensive coaching staffs in the conference.

Oh yeah, if you think Domers and scUM fans take their little jaunts into history seriously, get a Ped Aggy fan talking about their Linebackers or the "defensive staff".

You'd think they shut everyone out and hold teams to negative yards every game by the way those inbreds think.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

And they show up to meetings on time.