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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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ORD_Buckeye;2107402; said:
More than once over there, I've heard it described as Cornell with big time athletics and dumbasses for a student body.
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Well, truthfully, it's pretty close, I've updated your quote for accuracy.



I mean, there's no way to know for sure that Cornell hasn't covered up Child Rape on their premises, is there?
 
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They can cure cancer, yet simple addition eludes them.

One can note it all they want but the numbers prove otherwise. In a five year span at UF, Meyer brought in 26,27,22,17 and 27 commits. How would a school get in under the 85 scholaship limit bringing in those kind of numbers? Either Urban was over recruiting or he was bringing in kids who had zero chance to make it academically. I would say it was a combination of the two. He is a perfect cultural fit at O$U.
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And a rational reply.

Looking at both possible four year classes, Meyer brought in 92 and 93 kids. I think 7 and 8 lost players over a four year window due to grades, legitimate dismissals or transfers is reasonable attrition for any program. How do those numbers compare to Penn State or other Big Ten schools?

I believe that Saban and Miles are bringing in at least a full extra class every four years, so 20+ additional players above and beyond 85 in a four year period.
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So I went to see comedian Jeff Dunham last night in Pensacola, he talked about how a few weeks ago he did a show at Penn St, he said he wasn't gonna do any jokes about the situation, but when he started to getting into his bit with his dummies (for those that don't know him, he's a ventriloquist) he couldn't help it. He told us a couple of the jokes he used

Achmed (who's just a skeleton) said "I don't mind that we're here, I don't have an ass"
Walter said "I'm scared to be here, I'm small"
Peanut said "Please don't make me turn around"

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Im usually just a lurker, but this shit pisses me off. All of you have already touched on it over and over again, (less than San-pedo bear would have), but, just look at this video from 2 years ago, they just want to make their shitty lives seem better.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBuAFgQEs_c"]OSU vs. Penn State 2010 - YouTube[/ame]
That entire video was about excuses, "we won the first half" "we limited TP" "ped state's coaching staff had the lions well prepared on both sides of the ball" "Mcgloin was making his first road start in front of 105K" "Bounces went Ohio State's way". Just Fuck all of that. We didn't come into that game with killer instincts, which is why Tress cut the team down at half.

Interesting that we have never made videos about losses such as that because we already know the reasons we lost.

I never had to live in Penn State's sadistic cult, and thank God for that. Even when the whole scandal broke this spring, there were two separate threads, one for people who stood with Tress and those who didn't. Do you think that ever would have happened at ped state? No. All of you already knew this, but I just get pissed off when students at OSU get behind Buckeyethon for the sole reason that we have to live up to what ped state has built up with their "Thon" because one of the organizers at tOSU originates from ped state which is fucking horseshit.

Anyway, get the trial out of bum fuck no where middle america, they deserve everything they get.

\end rant, trying not to fill in for gatorubet
 
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Bucknut24;2107437; said:
So I went to see comedian Jeff Dunham last night in Pensacola, he talked about how a few weeks ago he did a show at Penn St, he said he wasn't gonna do any jokes about the situation, but when he started to getting into his bit with his dummies (for those that don't know him, he's a ventriloquist) he couldn't help it. He told us a couple of the jokes he used

Achmed (who's just a skeleton) said "I don't mind that we're here, I don't have an ass"
Walter said "I'm scared to be here, I'm small"
Peanut said "Please don't make me turn around"

:slappy:
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Just not funny. Not because of the subject matter...but because it's Jeff Dunham. Awful comedian. I'd bet he didn't even say those things in Happy Valley, he just said he did at the next city. Fuck that guy.
 
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JimsSweaterVest;2108926; said:
So how terrified are B1G defensive coaches of the juggernaut offense Hamish O'Hanrahan is installing in Pedo Valley? I bet McMoxie will outshine all other QB's in the NCAA.
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You can't stop Brian O'Boitano's offense. He made Tom Brady and single handedly lead the Patriots to the Super Bowl. Even the first 3 that they won were only because they were anticipating having O'Boitano as their coach one day. The B1G defenses are totally screwed.
 
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BUCKYLE;2108898; said:
Just not funny. Not because of the subject matter...but because it's Jeff Dunham. Awful comedian. I'd bet he didn't even say those things in Happy Valley, he just said he did at the next city. [censored] that guy.
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There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who think Jeff Dunham is not funny, and those who will laugh at anything. :)
 
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