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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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The funny thing about conspiracy theorists is they hold themselves in such high regard they actually believe a group of people spend every moment figuring out how to screw them. They're not just delusional, they're arrogant as well.

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AuTX Buckeye said:
go to a fabric store... buy some fabric... set the wife to work on making 2 9 & 8 .. get her to teach you briefly how to stitch... then tomorrow when its handed over.. disappear for a little while and come out with a badly stitch slap in the face to every pedster
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You don't need to sew. They make products that are basically fabric glue. Easy breezy.
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
Don't you know? Everybody wants Penn State. They routinely say "The Big Ten needs us more than we need the Big Ten." And they seriously believe it.
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Yep. We fucking took them in after Pitt, WVU and Syracuse blackballed JoePed's application to the Big East. They knew him best and could see through his carefully crafted facade to the evil, manipulating bastard that he really was. Remember too, that JoePed was demanding that he get a cut of Big East basketball revenue but that football revenue would remain with the schools--and he honestly thought they would buy into that. I'm sure that would have gone over reall well with the ACC. So he ends up on our doorstep willing to come in on our terms--and who knows what kind of demands he made that were rejected.
 
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Jake said:
The funny thing about conspiracy theorists is they hold themselves in such high regard they actually believe a group of people spend every moment figuring out how to screw them. They're not just delusional, they're arrogant as well.
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Don't you know that not only the Big Ten but all of college football was out to persecute Joesus because he was so decent and humble and honorable that they couldn't stand being compared to him.

Also, have they started the inevitable accusations of cheap shotting being the cause of that player who went down early? Remember that none of their heroes are capable of simply being injured. It has to always be the result of a malicious cheap shot on the part of the opposing team.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Don't you know that not only the Big Ten but all of college football was out to persecute Joesus because he was so decent and humble and honorable that they couldn't stand being compared to him.

Also, have they started the inevitable accusations of cheap shotting being the cause of that player who went down early? Remember that none of their heroes are capable of simply being injured. It has to always be the result of a malicious cheap shot on the part of the opposing team.
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Facts! Evidents!


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ORD_Buckeye said:
Also, have they started the inevitable accusations of cheap shotting being the cause of that player who went down early? Remember that none of their heroes are capable of simply being injured. It has to always be the result of a malicious cheap shot on the part of the opposing team.
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Speaking of cheap shots...fax and evidents available. (Borrowed from the game thread.)

UpNorth_Buckeye said:
Not sure if posted yet, but an eye gouge by a PSU player on Barrert.

http://instagram.com/p/umNSljQF4H/
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And boom!

Actually, what the refs did in that game can be considered criminal! If Bosa had injured Hack on that play, charges should have been filed against the entire ref crew for enabling criminal behavior! Also of interest is how much they were getting paid....so that PSU can try to buy their services as well!
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"The Gnat and the Bull
by Aesop

A GNAT that had been buzzing around the head of a Bull, at length settling himself down upon his horn, begged his pardon for incommoding him; but if, says he, my weight at all inconveniences you, pray say so, and I will be off in a moment.Oh, never trouble your head about that, says the Bull, for 'tis all one to me whether you go or stay; and, to say the truth, I did not know you were there.

Moral:
The smaller the mind, the greater the conceit.
 
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And of course Bosa can't simply be a dominating player. He has to be dirty. Nice appearance by the buckhunter.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175886034&mid=175886034&sid=890&style=2

You know, last night I was kind of into the gut-wrenching manner of their loss last night. I've reevaluated that. I would much rather have gone in their and laid 70 on them. Let them have no glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel. Leave no doubt have far down they are.
 
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Short but awesome thread in which The Cult makes some not so subtle ass-rape references to what the Big 10 does to them. Sgt. Carter start a thread with the title "Bend Over Conference Won't Change So We Must Leave." The Buck Hunter then chimes in with "One ass raping after another - every week, every game. Disgusting bullshit. And no one is doing a damn thing to stop it."

I think it is obvious why no one is doing a damn thing to stop it. The games are on Saturdays and doing something about it would ruin someone's weekend.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175884112&mid=175884112&sid=890&style=2
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
And of course Bosa can't simply be a dominating player. He has to be dirty. Nice appearance by the buckhunter.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175886034&mid=175886034&sid=890&style=2

You know, last night I was kind of into the gut-wrenching manner of their loss last night. I've reevaluated that. I would much rather have gone in their and laid 70 on them. Let them have no glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel. Leave no doubt have far down they are.
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:slappy: Wait, wait, wait.... Let me get this straight. It's not the offensive line's fault that Joey Bosa and Darron Lee folded Hackensack like a lawn chair? I'm sure the awkward angle in which he went down had nothing to do with the fact that his helmet inadvertently came off..

Penn State fans never cease to amaze.
 
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Joe Pa Thetic said:
Short but awesome thread in which The Cult makes some not so subtle ass-rape references to what the Big 10 does to them. Sgt. Carter start a thread with the title "Bend Over Conference Won't Change So We Must Leave." The Buck Hunter then chimes in with "One ass raping after another - every week, every game. Disgusting bull[Mark May]. And no one is doing a damn thing to stop it."

I think it is obvious why no one is doing a damn thing to stop it. The games are on Saturdays and doing something about it would ruin someone's weekend.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=175884112&mid=175884112&sid=890&style=2
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How are they so stupid that they don't realize what the buckhunter is doing?
 
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