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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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colobuck79 said:
Not only that, but all the B1G officials assigned to their games are alumni of tOSU or TSUN, and they all bet against PSU in the Vegas sports books.
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"I could take the bad calls, I really could. But then they'd go back to their little dressing room, smoke cigars, drink whiskey and have their way with our wives and the cheerleaders while we had to shower with Jerry."
The Other Joe Pa
 
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http://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=167586690&mid=167586690&sid=890&style=2

Actually bumped into JoePa during freshman orientation with son, between the Smeal building and the Creamery. My son played against Angelo Mangiro in high school...my son, who is about 6' and 215, said to Joe Pa " I played against Mangiro and he pretty much pushed me around". JoePa took one look at my son and said " Well, he better have."
The second part of that story was Joe Pa was coming from the Creamery and had melted Peachy Paterno on his chin, on his pants....
What an unexpected thrill
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I'm surprised that the story didn't end with, "and then St. JoePa touched my forehead and blood started pouring from my eyes. When I could see, again, the blood was gone, and the entire world, just seemed... brighter... better. My arthritis was cleared (and hasn't come back), I haven't had back-pain, I realized I could speak Japanese (I couldn't before), my wife suddenly had bigger boobs, and I no longer need to wipe my ass when I take a [Mark May]. It just made my weekend."
 
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http://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=167586144&mid=167586144&sid=890&style=2

Re-hashing an old topic that they seem to never ever want to let go of. Their battle cry seems to be that if they keep the fight up, they can win, and JoePa will get his 409 (which is really all that matters).

I think I should create an account over there to add some people that they're missing. I think Urban Meyer probably could be added to their list (of people who knew more than St. JoePa, and did less than he did). Probably add Jim Delany and maybe Ronald Reagan. Add in Santa Claus, Morgan Freeman, and a hippo that escaped with the zoo, only to be found shot dead after eating Brady Hoke's pizzas.
 
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Zurp said:
http://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=167586144&mid=167586144&sid=890&style=2

Re-hashing an old topic that they seem to never ever want to let go of. Their battle cry seems to be that if they keep the fight up, they can win, and JoePa will get his 409 (which is really all that matters).

I think I should create an account over there to add some people that they're missing. I think Urban Meyer probably could be added to their list (of people who knew more than St. JoePa, and did less than he did). Probably add Jim Delany and maybe Ronald Reagan. Add in Santa Claus, Morgan Freeman, and a hippo that escaped with the zoo, only to be found shot dead after eating Brady Hoke's pizzas.
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I'm pretty sure that's why the Pope resigned...before it came out that JoePa confessed directly to him and he didn't act on it.
 
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...sigh... I really shouldn't be doing this.

http://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=167587584&mid=167587584&sid=890&style=2

More complaining about Big Ten officiating. But this time, a couple of guys fight against the crowd.

I cannot believe the level of energy and whining people take with officiating at all level of sports these days.
Go back and watch Felder's 2nd TD catch and see how Jake Ryan is mugged as he rushes the backside of Hackenburg. It was an EASY holding call, and I thought for sure they'd be bringing that play back and tacking on 10 yds. Nope. Despite how obvious I thought that call was, I haven't seen one Michigan fan complain about it.
Seriously, give it a rest. If you let officiating ruin a game and let it distract you so that you're only concerned with how you're getting screwed, I feel bad for you.
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The conspiracy theories about officials that show up here during and after every game are amazing to me. But don't dare ask these whiners for a shred of proof or you'll get blasted with every nasty name in the book. We have one poster in particular who bitches about holding not being called on opposing offensive linemen at least once or twice every game, but seems to believe PSU linemen have never held once in the history of the program. And now we get lectures on veteran officials using incorrect technique from somebody who has obviously never blown a whistle or thrown a flag in his/her life and may not know of a football is stuffed or pumped. I can't believe all the posters on this board who think these officials have worked this hard and long to move up the ranks with the singular purpose of some day getting the chance to screw Penn State. Get a grip people.
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The second one was posted at 11:15 last night, and is STILL there now (11:39AM). I am shocked. Someone over there has dropped the ball. These guys need to get banned and all of their posts erased... NOW.
 
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Good lord. One win over an average Michigan team that gave the game away and those fucking retards are back to being their normal retarded selves. I mean......they're always retarded, but lately it was more whining about the past then talking like they're on par with Alabama over the last 4 years.

If they somehow find a way to pull a win out of their ass against us, I'll probably have to kill myself.
 
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Zurp said:
http://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=167586690&mid=167586690&sid=890&style=2



I'm surprised that the story didn't end with, "and then St. JoePa touched my forehead and blood started pouring from my eyes. When I could see, again, the blood was gone, and the entire world, just seemed... brighter... better. My arthritis was cleared (and hasn't come back), I haven't had back-pain, I realized I could speak Japanese (I couldn't before), my wife suddenly had bigger boobs, and I no longer need to wipe my ass when I take a [Mark May]. It just made my weekend."
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The second part of that story was Joe Pa was coming from the Creamery and had melted Peachy Paterno on his chin, on his pants....
What an unexpected thrill
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Zurp said:
...sigh... I really shouldn't be doing this.

http://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=167587584&mid=167587584&sid=890&style=2

More complaining about Big Ten officiating. But this time, a couple of guys fight against the crowd.




The second one was posted at 11:15 last night, and is STILL there now (11:39AM). I am shocked. Someone over there has dropped the ball. These guys need to get banned and all of their posts erased... NOW.
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On the first sideline catch on "Hacks Drive" the ref clearly was in position and looking directly at the receiver.
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How long until a plaque to "Hacks Drive" goes up next to "The Rail"?
 
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I'd like to take the time to point out two things:

1) Ohio State won 5 straight conference championships after the rail "harkened the coming of a new era in Big Ten football" or whatever the hell that plaque said (incidentally, can anyone find a picture or transcript of that thing, I couldn't after a brief search).

2) "The Rail" win has been vacated.
 
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