Incredible stuff from the only place in the world loonier than Happy Valley. Having a look at their twitter timeline is funny and would only be funnier if they didn't have a wacko leader intent on getting nuclear arms and starving his people
North Korea Opens Booth at Penn State Career Fair
Posted on Feb 11, 2015
Every semester Penn State University holds a Career Fair in the Bryce Jordan Center for students interested in internships and/or post-grad employment opportunities. While one should normally expect either local or national businesses to take interest in prospective students, there is the occasional surprise job opportunity outside the country. However, it was doubtful anyone expected North Korea to be among said opportunities.
With its traumatically faltering economy, North Korea decided it would be best to try and recruit American students into traveling to North Korea for employment.
“It would be an honor for your students to come join the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea,” proclaimed representative Hwan Dong Gi. “After all, America is the devil, and our grand leader Kim Jong-un is a god, why would you settle for any less?”
Curious students began asking about the benefits of moving to North Korea from America. Gi quickly responded that North Korea’s malnourishment rates had dropped to 90% since last year, and that they’d be able to listen to a government-controlled radio whenever they pleased.
“Who needs the American devil’s rock and roll music when you can hear about feats of North Korean strength and valor 24/7!? I mean, you literally can’t even turn the damn thing off. You can lower the volume to a certain point, but past that, it’s impossible. Isn’t it wonderful?”
In addition, Gi mentioned that students who sign up for this opportunity will be “humbled” by the regime’s influence, as the students would be forced to go without “television, the internet, and any form of free speech unless it supported the regime” during their stay.
When we asked Gi why King Jong-un was looking for interns to come over to North Korea, he quickly mentioned that, “While the great Kim Jong-un’s power is strong, the government has been left in shambles by the American devils, even if they’ve done absolutely nothing to cause it. So we need as much free labor as we can get.”
At least 1500 students have signed up for North Korean internships as of today, and an influx of even more is expected as the week goes on.
In addition, Gi mentioned that students who sign up for this opportunity will be “humbled” by the regime’s influence, as the students would be forced to go without “television, the internet, and any form of free speech unless it supported the regime” during their stay.
When we asked Gi why King Jong-un was looking for interns to come over to North Korea, he quickly mentioned that, “While the great Kim Jong-un’s power is strong, the government has been left in shambles by the American devils, even if they’ve done absolutely nothing to cause it. So we need as much free labor as we can get.”
Entire article:
http://theblacksheeponline.com/penn...hers-match-the-carnegie-liberal-elite-atheist
I wonder how many of the 1500 actually went.
Ped State and North Korea, what a great combination .....
