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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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Joe Pa Thetic said:
Ha. Sick burn of the Cult from Keith Olbermann. The Cult is all mad about Olbermann brutalizing Penn St in an epic rant on Friday. The Cult currently has a thread on BWI pondering who should debate Olbermann and teach him FACTS and EVIDENTS. Apparently, a Cultist mesaged Olbermann to take him to task for his uninformed opinion. Olbermann then replied:

RT @KeithOlbermann: "Son, your opinion of Penn State is your business. Understand though that the WORLD'S opinion of it is: Jerry Sandusky."

The Cult is now trying to flood Olbermann's twitter account with FACTS. John Ziegler himself even makes a visit.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=178295481&mid=178295481&sid=890&style=2

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=178292098&mid=178292098&sid=890&style=2

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/556503770163871745
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In the "who should debate him" thread, the consensus seems to be Jay. Jay Paterno, if you're not on a first name basis with him like the cult apparently is. One guy says "Jay. Olbermann would have to respect the son aspect" :lol:

Jesus and Jay. The only two people I've ever heard called "the son".
 
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BUCKYLE said:
In the "who should debate him" thread, the consensus seems to be Jay. Jay Paterno, if you're not on a first name basis with him like the cult apparently is. One guy says "Jay. Olbermann would have to respect the son aspect" :lol:

Jesus and Jay. The only two people I've ever heard called "the son".
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You know what would be fun here?

Think how they use some random conflict to turn a heel into a good guy in wrestling then how much everyone loves the guy.

If I was writing scripts, Tebow would finally just have heard about enough of The Cult taking the lords name in vain and is heading out from the locker room to lay out Jay Paterno on the college gameday set while he's giving an interview to Desmond Howard (hopefully he smashes Howard just for gigglefucks as well).

I dunno, maybe I watched too much WWF when I was a kid.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
You know what would be fun here?

Think how they use some random conflict to turn a heel into a good guy in wrestling then how much everyone loves the guy.

If I was writing scripts, Tebow would finally just have heard about enough of The Cult taking the lords name in vain and is heading out from the locker room to lay out Jay Paterno on the college gameday set while he's giving an interview to Desmond Howard (hopefully he smashes Howard just for gigglefucks as well).

I dunno, maybe I watched too much WWF when I was a kid.
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So would Tebow use a chair, a 2x4 or the Championship belt?

I'd go with the 2x4 - Hacksaw Tim Tebow sounds like a bad wrestling gimmick
 
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Mike80 said:
So would Tebow use a chair, a 2x4 or the Championship belt?

I'd go with the 2x4 - Hacksaw Tim Tebow sounds like a bad wrestling gimmick
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Are you kidding?

King James Bible, large print.

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"You don't blaspheme around here"
 
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Mike80 said:
:lol:

I'm trying to think if that's a line even Vince McMahon has crossed yet....
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I'm thinking a Vine of Tebus smashing some cultists over the head with a jumbo sized Bible and screaming "say 'The Son" one more time motherfucker! I dare you. I double dog dare you. Say it again!!" over their limp body would be the most watched thing in the history of things.
 
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BUCKYLE said:
In the "who should debate him" thread, the consensus seems to be Jay. Jay Paterno, if you're not on a first name basis with him like the cult apparently is. One guy says "Jay. Olbermann would have to respect the son aspect" :lol:

Jesus and Jay. The only two people I've ever heard called "the son".
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The Father, The Son and The Holy Shit He's Fat.
 
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The Cult's latest rage is against their own athletic director, Sandy Barbour. Barbour had the nerve to call the "409" stickers on the hockey helmets "inappropriate and insensitive" on Twitter. The Cult apparently longs for the good old says when the A.D.'s job description included covering for Jerry ass-raping kids on campus. Already over 100 posts bitchng about the A.D. calling "409" stickers "inappropriate and insensitive."

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=178324462&mid=178324462&sid=890&style=2
 
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