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Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are racist....

I used to eat hamburger and tuna helper, minus the hamburger and tuna, of course.

My mom's signature dish was salmon patties. One can of something that smelled faintly of salmon, three sleeves of saltines and one egg.
I once ate four Three Musketeers bars then went home to have salmon patties covered in catsup with mac n cheese. I freaking barfed everywhere after I got up from the dinner table.
 
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I used to eat hamburger and tuna helper, minus the hamburger and tuna, of course.

My mom's signature dish was salmon patties. One can of something that smelled faintly of salmon, three sleeves of saltines and one egg.
I didn't think many folks new of the infamous salmon patty. That was a step-up from when grandma/grandpa used to make German preddles (scrapple), if you don't know what that is, look it up.

Did your patty's come served w/Aldi-brand white rice drowned in melted marshmallows? Ours was, and I feed it to my daughters today. It's good for'em.
 
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Salmon and ketchup? That's the most vile thing i've heard of this side of ann arbor
It's not "Sal-mahn". It's canned "sam-en". Actually more saltine cracker than salmon. Ketchup on salmon patties with hot sauce and you're fucking eating like a boss.

When you grow up in poverty, you put ketchup on everything if only to add enough calories to keep from passing out before your free lunch at school the next day.
 
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I didn't think many folks new of the infamous salmon patty. That was a step-up from when grandma/grandpa used to make German preddles (scrapple), if you don't know what that is, look it up.

Did your patty's come served w/Aldi-brand white rice drowned in melted marshmallows? Ours was, and I feed it to my daughters today. It's good for'em.
I know what scrapple is. :lol: Put it on a bun and drown it in mustard and tobasco and it's delicious.

The second part sounds disgusting. :lol:

Salmon patties and fried potatoes was a twice a week break from hotdogs in my house.
 
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I thought Wonderbread is now a product of Mexico after the union scuffle last year, so I looked it up on a whim. It's actually baked in Canada, the US, and Mexico now. But talk about frying pan into the fire [or cultural equivalent], here is the baking company:

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P.S. I knew it about the toasters all along. Keeping an eye on you, AKAK. [Points to eyes, then to you. Eyes. You.]
 
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