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Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are racist....

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BUCKYLE said:
Yeah we had some ridiculous rides while my mom was in school.

I was so embarrassed f the celica after the muffler fell off right as we were pulling out of Johnny Clem elementary with all of my friends behind us. My mom was an asshole. Made me jump out and grab it. Fucker was HOT. :lol: I'd always bitch when she took me to school because i was an asshole too. One day, as I begged her to drop me off a block away, something inside her snapped. She didn't stop and let me out. The blacktop at this school was separated from the drop off area by a short, rounded curb. The blacktop also ran right up against the length of the school, which was covered in windows. She hopped the curb, drove halfway down the length of the school and told me to get out. :lol: Then she honked...I should add that the horn was dying, so instead of an actual honk, it came out like the death rattle of a medium sized farm animal...then shr yelled at the top of her lungs "I LOVE YOU BABY! HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SHOOL!!" in a baby talk voice.
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:lol:

3rd day of 7th grade, my Dad's Grenada did the same damn thing with the muffler...I don't think I recovered from that until we moved to Ohio....although I have to say at least Dad gave me some gloves to pick that bastard up with :rofl:
 
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way to kill the buzz Taos....
 
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The Pacific Educational Group is the brainchild of Glenn Singleton, whose mission is to enlighten educators about how public schools promote “white culture” and “white privilege.” He argues that those conditions are responsible for the black/white achievement gap that exists throughout America’s public education system.
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Someone just needs to bitch-slap Singleton...
 
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MililaniBuckeye said:
Someone just needs to bitch-slap Singleton...
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Followed by sucker punching any woman who believes him, just for gender equality's sake.

Honestly, "intercourse" education in this country. I've taught for fourteen years and am getting out in June. This top heavy, micromanaging crap is killing all of us. I would advise any young person thinking of teaching to reconsider.
 
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BUCKYLE said:
I mean seriously. If they were talking about those little cucumber sandwiches or bologna with mayo, sure. Obviously racist. But peanut butter and kool-aid is a hood staple. I loved that [Mark May]. I'm white on the outside, but I'm down.
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You lucky sonofabitch. You guys could afford real Kool-aid? We got Flavor-aid. It was about $.05 less per pack. God, we were poor. I remember there was a huge argument between my mom and dad once because my mom threw away a chicken neck.

I fail to see how PB&J can mean anything other than you're poor.
 
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BUCKYLE said:
Yeah we had some ridiculous rides while my mom was in school.

I was so embarrassed f the celica after the muffler fell off right as we were pulling out of Johnny Clem elementary with all of my friends behind us. My mom was an asshole. Made me jump out and grab it. Fucker was HOT. :lol: I'd always bitch when she took me to school because i was an asshole too. One day, as I begged her to drop me off a block away, something inside her snapped. She didn't stop and let me out. The blacktop at this school was separated from the drop off area by a short, rounded curb. The blacktop also ran right up against the length of the school, which was covered in windows. She hopped the curb, drove halfway down the length of the school and told me to get out. :lol: Then she honked...I should add that the horn was dying, so instead of an actual honk, it came out like the death rattle of a medium sized farm animal...then shr yelled at the top of her lungs "I LOVE YOU BABY! HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SHOOL!!" in a baby talk voice.
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I now know what is wrong with you. :lol:
 
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